Domestic fiction; Sisters -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
The sale of the Mericarp estate had a particular interest for
respectable stake-in-the-town persons. It would indicate to what
extent, if at all, 'this football' was ruining Bursley. Constance
mentioned to Cyril that she fancied she might like to go to the sale,
and as it was dated for one of Cyril's off-nights Cyril said that he
fancied he might like to go too. So they went together; Samuel used to
attend property sales, but he had never taken his wife to one.
Constance and Cyril arrived at the Tiger shortly after seven o'clock,
and were directed to a room furnished and arranged as for a small
public meeting of philanthropists. A few gentlemen were already
present, but not the instigating trustees, solicitors, and auctioneers.
It appeared that 'six-thirty for seven o'clock precisely' meant
seven-fifteen. Constance took a Windsor chair in the corner nearest the
door, and motioned Cyril to the next chair; they dared not speak; they
moved on tiptoe; Cyril inadvertently dragged his chair along the floor,
and produced a scrunching sound; he blushed, as though he had
desecrated a church, and his mother made a gesture of horror. The
remainder of the company glanced at the corner, apparently pained by
this negligence. Some of them greeted Constance, but self-consciously,
with a sort of shamed air; it might have been that they had all
nefariously gathered together there for the committing of a crime.
Fortunately Constance's widowhood had already lost its touching
novelty, so that the greetings, if self-conscious, were at any rate
given without unendurable commiseration and did not cause awkwardness.
When the official world arrived, fussy, bustling, bearing documents and
a hammer, the general feeling of guilty shame was intensified. Useless
for the auctioneer to try to dissipate the gloom by means of bright
gestures and quick, cheerful remarks to his supporters! Cyril had an
idea that the meeting would open with a hymn, until the apparition of a
tapster with wine showed him his error. The auctioneer very
particularly enjoined the tapster to see to it that no one lacked for
his thirst, and the tapster became self-consciously energetic. He began
by choosing Constance for service. In refusing wine, she blushed; then
the fellow offered a glass to Cyril, who went scarlet, and mumbled 'No'
with a lump in his throat; when the tapster's back was turned, he
smiled sheepishly at his mother. The majority of the company accepted
and sipped. The auctioneer sipped and loudly smacked, and said: "Ah!"
Mr. Critchlow came in.
And the auctioneer said again: "Ah! I'm always glad when the tenants
come. That's always a good sign."
He glanced round for approval of this sentiment. But everybody seemed
too stiff to move. Even the auctioneer was self-conscious.
"Waiter! Offer wine to Mr. Critchlow!" he exclaimed bullyingly, as if
saying: "Man! what on earth are you thinking of, to neglect Mr.
Critchlow?"
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