The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
existence of the Republic has ever been the recipient of so many
costly gifts as the Executive, and he reflects honor in return by his
unexampled and reciprocal generosity.
A rare work of art adorns the center of the long table in the state
dining-room. It is several feet long, and perhaps two feet wide,
and is composed of gilt and looking-glass. The foundation is a long
mirror, and this is beached by a perpendicular shore three inches in
height, but of no appreciable thickness. Little fern-like upheavings
may be seen rising out of the tawdry gilt at equal distances apart,
and these are used as receptacles for natural flowers. But, lest
the guests should look into this mirror, and see each other’s faces
reflected, at moments, too, when the human mouth assumes anything
but poetic proportions, large vases of flowers are strewn on its
glassy surface, and the mischief of the mirror is nipped in the bud.
The ornament is not merely ornamental; it is useful. It answers
the very purpose to help out a social ambuscade, for it can be so
arranged as to hide the President from any guest from whose presence
he is suffering, whether the said person comes under the head of
enemy or friend. Conversation at a state dinner cannot be general.
Each guest must depend upon his own neighborhood. The quality of the
conversation depends entirely upon the kind of people who manufacture
it. Mike Walsh terrified Mrs. Franklin Pierce at a state dinner by
talking about “going a fishing on Sunday.” A modern Congressman
filled up the official time between each mouthful by telling his next
lady the exact things which his palate craved. He didn’t like “French
dishes” but he was “fond of pork and beans, as well as ice-cream
and canned peaches.” No doubt the word “Jenkins” will be flung at
your correspondent for these social criticisms; but gentleman is the
highest term which can be applied to a politician, and the people
have just as much right to a description of an official dinner as any
other public event, especially when the Government employs a public
functionary in the person of Steward Melah to see the dignity of the
nation carried to the perfection point.
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