The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
With the exception of appropriation bills legislative work appears
to have come to an end. The mildew of dissolution is approaching,
and for the moment the whole strength of the House seems to be in a
seething state of excitement preparatory to the organization of a
new Congress. When it became lawful for a new Congress to assemble
within an hour after the death-knell of the old, a blow of utter
demoralization was aimed at the short session of the national
legislature. This law was made to Checkmate Andy Johnson; and like
many patent medicines, it may be excellent for some particular
disease, but its action upon all the other organs is mischievous and
weakening, in its tendency at least.
The Forty-first Congress had 121 members who quietly slip back
into private life. It is their last few days at the Capitol, and
they decide upon having a good time, leaving the drudgery to the
new Congress. These members will not agree to night sessions. It
is impossible to assemble a quorum, and during the days the least
possible work is accomplished. In order to show the country how a
large mountain can bring forth a small mouse, yesterday the rules
were suspended in order to put into the appropriation bill the amount
necessary for the public buildings in different parts of the country.
The yeas and nays were called, but owing to those intellectual antics
which members know so well how to perform, the root of the matter
could not be reached. The vote was taken eleven times, and after
all this manoeuvring the whole matter was laid upon the table. Over
seven precious hours of the time was wasted and the country has
nothing to show for it except its depleted purse. During the last
short session of Congress a majority of the members feel little or no
responsibility, if they are to be judged by their deportment and work.
The officers to be elected in the new Congress are Clerk,
Sergeant-at-Arms, Postmaster, and Doorkeeper. Pennsylvania is in
possession of the Clerk’s office, and there seems to be little or no
opposition to the present accomplished officer. New York holds fast
to the Doorkeeper, and at this point of the proceedings there seems
little cause for alarm. The great struggle, however, is going to be
between the contestants for Postmaster and Sergeant-at-Arms. The
present Postmaster has all the strength of the House, because he has
proved himself a worthy and efficient officer, but Sergeant Sherwood
ought to have the place, because he would make one of the handsomest
officers in the House, where beauty is at a discount; besides he
takes good care of his widowed mother, and he has but one shapely leg
and no wife to comfort him in case he is defeated. If women were on
the floor of Congress, Sergeant would be elected without a dissenting
voice, and a mild hint is feelingly insinuated that every man on the
floor shall vote exactly as if he expected at some future time in his
life to become the connecting link between woman and the angels.
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