The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
It has already been truthfully stated that several thousand dollars
of the people’s money have been set aside with which to entertain
our Oriental guests. Last night’s experiment proved to be a superb
success. The Masonic Temple’s insignificant proportions were dwindled
to Lilliputian size in the vain effort to make it resemble some
gorgeous Eastern landscape. In the vain pursuit of this Quixotic
dream General Myers purchased pink and white tarletan by the rod and
furlong; carpenters nailed it to the ceiling, to the roof overhead,
and to every other available spot worth mentioning. Where there was
no place for tarletan, the gallant general plastered the stars and
stripes. A couple of fountains were placed in the upper part of the
room, and it was said Japan in miniature was represented on its
watery surface, but no persons present would have found it out unless
they had been told previously that this was the original program.
Hanging baskets were attached to the ceilings by long strings, a
threatening menace to the brains below, whilst birds in cages were
suspended in such a way as to cause serious alarm as to personal
safety. Then cards of invitation were issued, calling the faithful
together between the hours of 9 and 11 o’clock. At 9 o’clock the
writer stood within the enchanted hall of the Masonic Temple. The
sight was sorrowful if it was not imposing. The imperial chandeliers
had not been lighted. Carpenters were hard at work nailing tarletan
to finish out the eastern sky. Workmen were hurrying with tables and
flower pots and other et cetera of the landscape. Humbler hands
were scrubbing the floor, whilst one or more men were finishing
up the corners with an unpoetical mop. In the centre of all this
grandeur stood the Secretary of State, supported by General Banks;
only a short distance from them, to the left, were the wives of these
distinguished officials. As the landscape was to be heated after the
Esquimaux style, that is, by hanging lights and the warmth of human
bodies, the damp floors had to be dried by opening the windows of
the magnificent temple. Through these yawning holes came the Arctic
blasts. Mrs. Fish wrapped her royal ermine mantle around her; Mrs.
Banks drew the folds of her opera cloak close. It had previously been
agreed that those ladies who had elected themselves “to receive”
should get to the temple precisely at half past 8 to put the last
half dainty touches to the brilliant surroundings. It was a few
moments after 9, and only Mrs. Fish and Mrs. Banks and a newspaper
intruder, who was bound to tell the truth, unless she chose the
majesty of silence!
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