The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper CorrespondentBriggs, Emily Edson
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The Olivia Letters: Being Some History of Washington City for Forty Years as Told by the Letters of a Newspaper Correspondent
Briggs, Emily Edson
United States -- Politics and government -- 1865-1933; Washington (D.C.) -- History
Senator Edmunds has a social record at the capital without a flaw,
which proves that men can live pure, clean lives like women; or else
do the next best thing--conduct themselves in such a pious manner
that they are never found out. But in taking the moral estimate
of a man his avoirdupois weight should be carefully taken, and he
should be judged in a great measure by the way it is divided. These
bloodless New Englanders and fiery Southerners in Washington should
be tried by judges capable of tempering justice with mercy upon the
principle that tears are in the eyes of the court when he sentences
a starving man for stealing a loaf of bread. Senator Edmunds treats
women in the most refined and courteous way, just enough frigid to
be dignified; but if he chooses to descend to a limited quantity of
small talk, everything he says is valuable enough to be printed in
the newspapers. This man has been made selfish and otherwise spoiled
by the “buzzing of the Presidential bee.” If he should ever reach the
White House, of which there is not the slightest danger, no one would
be half so astonished as himself. He has reached the highest point of
his ambition--to be the leader of his party in the Senate, to fill to
the fullest measure the idea of an American Senator; and whilst like
the late Charles Sumner, he can grasp the great legislative matters
of state, unlike him he can take up the little things. Not a sparrow
could fall on the Senate floor without his notice.
But the saddest sight is apparent when a brilliant member is torn
up by the roots in the House, and is immediately transported to the
Senate. It is like removing a plant from the heat and moisture of a
conservatory to an atmosphere found almost anywhere in the temperate
zone. Senators Dawes, Lamar and Blaine are striking examples of this
kind of transubstantiation. Who can ever forget the brilliant career
of Senator Dawes when he occupied the proud position of “leader of
the House”? In this branch of Congress, argument, wit and repartee
have a specific value, and enable the possessor to mount the ladder
of fame; but in the Senate oratory is at a discount, whilst wit or
argument may be compared to a clown at a funeral. Speeches are looked
upon as talk to distant constituents, to which the Senators must
listen in order to make them “official.” The Senate chamber during
a “speech” is a subject worthy of study. An air of resignation is
born into this cold, selfish world, destined to last until the
torture is over. Usually most of the Senators make their escape
temporarily. Burnside and Anthony generally retire to the committee
room of “Revolutionary Claims,” a snug nest right under the eaves,
where the sparrows build their homes. This dainty spot is presided
over by Major Ben: Perley Poore, clerk of the committee, and one of
the daintiest morsels to be found at the Capitol done up in manly
form. There is a cupboard in the Revolutionary room, which is the
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