Country life; London (England) -- Description and travel; Natural history -- Outdoor books
My rigid silence was of no avail; so long as my ears were open he did
not care. He was a very energetic jogger. However, it occurred to me to
try another plan: I turned towards him (he would much rather have had
my back) and began to talk in the most strident tones I could command.
I pointed out to him that the pier was decked like a vessel, that the
cliffs were white, that a lady passing had a dark blue dress on, which
did not suit with the green sea, not because it was blue, but because
it was the wrong tint of blue. I informed him that the Pavilion was
once the residence of royalty, and similar novelties; all in a string
without a semicolon. His eyes opened; he fumbled with his lozenge-box,
said "Good morning," and went on up the pier. I watched him
go--English-Americano-Germano-Franco-Prussian-Russian-Chinese-New
Zealander that he was. But he was not a man of genius; you could choke
him off by talking. Still he had effectually jogged me and spoiled my
contemplative enjoyment of the bathers' courage; upon the whole I
thought I would go down on the beach now and see them a little closer.
The truth is, I suppose, that it is people like myself who are in the
wrong, or are in the way. What business had I to make a note in the
Tower yard, or study in the Louvre? what business have I to think, or
indulge myself in an idea? What business has any man to paint, or
sketch, or do anything of the sort? I suppose the joggers are in the
right.
Dawdling down Whitehall one day a jogger nailed me--they come to me
like flies to honey--and got me to look at his pamphlet. He went about,
he said, all his time distributing them as a duty for the safety of the
nation. The pamphlet was printed in the smallest type, and consisted of
extracts from various prophetical authors, pointing out the enormity of
the Babylonian Woman, of the City of Scarlet, or some such thing; the
gist being the bitterest--almost scurrilous--attack on the Church of
Rome. The jogger told me, with tears of pride in his eyes and a
glorified countenance, that only a few days before, in the waiting-room
of a railway station, he had the pleasure to present his pamphlet to
Cardinal Manning. And the Cardinal bowed and put it in his pocket.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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