Short stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
There is a kind of corn-whisky bred in Florida which the natives
declare is potent in the proportion of seven fights to a drink. Some of
the Cuban volunteers had had the forethought to bring a small quantity
of this whisky aboard with them, and being now in the fire-room and
sea-sick, feeling that they would not care to drink liquor for two or
three years to come, they gracefully tendered their portions to the
stokers. The stokers accepted these gifts without avidity, but with a
certain earnestness of manner.
As they were stokers, and toiling, the whirl of emotion was delayed,
but it arrived ultimately, and with emphasis. One stoker called another
stoker a weird name, and the latter, righteously inflamed at it, smote
his mate with an iron shovel, and the man fell headlong over a heap of
coal, which crashed gently while piece after piece rattled down upon
the deck.
A third stoker was providently enraged at the scene, and assailed the
second stoker. They fought for some moments, while the sea-sick Cubans
sprawled on the deck watched with languid rolling glances the ferocity
of this scuffle. One was so indifferent to the strategic importance of
the space he occupied that he was kicked on the shins.
When the second engineer came to separating the combatants, he was
sincere in his efforts, and he came near to disabling them for life.
The captain said, "I'll go down there and----" But the leader of the
Cubans restrained him. "No, no," he cried, "you must not. We must treat
them like children, very gently, all the time, you see, or else when we
get back to a United States port they will--what you call? Spring? Yes,
spring the whole business. We must--jolly them, you see?"
"You mean," said the captain thoughtfully, "they are likely to get mad,
and give the expedition dead away when we reach port again unless we
blarney them now?"
"Yes, yes," cried the Cuban leader, "unless we are so very gentle with
them they will make many troubles afterwards for us in the newspapers
and then in court."
"Well, but I won't have my crew----" began the captain.
"But you must," interrupted the Cuban, "you must. It is the only thing.
You are like the captain of a pirate ship. You see? Only you can't
throw them overboard like him. You see?"
"Hum," said the captain, "this here filibustering business has got a
lot to it when you come to look it over."
He called the fighting stokers to the bridge, and the three came, meek
and considerably battered. He was lecturing them soundly but sensibly,
when he suddenly tripped a sentence and cried--"Here! Where's that
other fellow? How does it come he wasn't in the fight?"
The row of stokers cried at once eagerly, "He's hurt, sir. He's got a
broken jaw, sir."
"So he has; so he has," murmured the captain, much embarrassed.
And because of all these affairs, the _Foundling_ steamed toward Cuba
with its crew in a sling, if one may be allowed to speak in that way.
III
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