The open conspiracy : $b Blue prints for a world revolutionWells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Religion
The open conspiracy : $b Blue prints for a world revolution
Wells, H. G. (Herbert George)
Social problems; Sociology; Utopias
The third sailor sat crumpled up and downcast with his lean
fingers tangled in his shock of hair. “Chitterlings,” he murmured,
“chitterlings. I don’t even want to _think_ of the pig.”
And the cabin-boy pursued his own ideas in silence, for he deemed it
unwise to provoke his elders further.
On these lines it was the three sailors set about the gratifying of
their taste for pork, each in his own way, separately and sanely and
modestly. And each had his reward. The first sailor after weeks of
patience got within arm’s length of the pig and smacked that coveted
left ham loud and good, and felt success was near. The other two
heard the smack and the grunt of dismay half a mile away. But the
pig in a state of astonishment carried the ham off out of reach,
there and then, and that was as close as the first sailor ever got
to his objective. The roast loin hunter did no better. He came upon
the pig asleep under a rock one day, and jumped upon the very loin he
desired, but the pig bit him deeply and septically, and displayed so
much resentment that the question of a chop was dropped forthwith and
never again broached between them. And thereafter the arm of the second
sailor was bandaged and swelled up and went from bad to worse. And as
for the third sailor, it is doubtful whether he even got wind of a
chitterling from the start to the finish of this parable. The cabin-boy
pursuing notions of his own made a pitfall for the whole pig, but as
the others did not help him, and as he was an excessively small--though
shrewd--cabin-boy, it was a feeble and insufficient pitfall and all it
caught was the hunter of chitterlings who was wandering distraught.
After which the hunter of chitterlings became a hunter of cabin-boys,
and the cabin-boy’s life, for all his shrewdness, was precarious and
unpleasant. He slept only in snatches and learned the full bitterness
of insight misunderstood.
When at last a ship came to Provinder Island and took off the three men
and the cabin-boy, the pig was still bacon intact and quite gay and
cheerful, and all four castaways were in a very emaciated condition
because at that season of the year shell-fish were rare and edible
roots were hard to find and the pig was very much cleverer than they
were in finding them and digging them up--let alone digesting them.
From which parable it may be gathered that a partial enterprise is not
always wiser or more hopeful than a comprehensive one.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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