The Open Window: Tales of the MonthsWright, Mabel Osgood
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The Open Window: Tales of the Months
Wright, Mabel Osgood
American fiction -- 20th century; Short stories, American
“Yes, Pussy, something breakable; I’ll give you three guesses. No? You
give it up? Well, then, the boxes are full of eggs. Plymouth rocks,
white leghorns, and buff cochins, each kind by itself. Not store eggs
for cooking, with some ingredients missing, but hatching eggs that will
turn into chickens; for it seems that they are quite different affairs,
and Mr. Coates explained the whole matter to me so nicely.” (“How
disgusting,” muttered Agatha.) “I find that he was brought up on a stock
farm, and expects to have a model one of his own as soon as he and the
Missus can settle upon a location.”
“Marjory Kent, will you please remember who you are, and refrain from
applying such a vulgar title to Mrs. Erastus Coates, whose mother was
Martin Cortright’s aunt, and her father a Philadelphia Biddle? Suppose
it reached her ears, do you think it would improve your prospects?”
“Me? Oh, that’s not original; I was merely quoting the Head of the Firm,
who called her ‘the Missus.’”
“I thought that no one used hens, and that all you had to do was to buy
a box full of eggs, called an incubator, and the lamp that goes with it
did the rest,” said Pussy, wisely, for she sometimes read the
advertisements in her brother’s sporting paper.
“An incubator,” said Marjory, blind to the looks of boredom on the faces
of her friends, “puts all the responsibility upon us, and unnecessary
responsibility is what we are planning to avoid, for this summer at
least. So as we have three very broad-chested, comfortable hens, who are
simply ‘creaking’ with a desire to set, as Juno the cook puts it, we are
going to supply them with good food and a nest of eggs apiece, and let
them take the responsibility.
“Do we care to raise poultry and things? We don’t know; who was it that
said, ‘We know what we are but not what we may be’?”
“Juliet,” cried Pussy.
“No, Ophelia,” said Agatha; “you might know that in Marjory’s present
state of mind she would only quote a mad woman!”
“Whichever it is, that is our present condition, for we may develop a
liking for anything simple! So we shall try chickens and see, and that’s
another thing that we’re going to do this summer,—try to find out what
we really like to do. Billy says that the best beginning is to do
nothing that we are sure we dislike.”
(“And lose all your friends in the process,” growled Agatha.)
“That sounds comfy, but meanwhile aren’t you going to fix up your house,
and ask us all out there by nicely chosen twos or fours?” pleaded Pussy.
“Surely all this stuff about no maids and the simple life that Agatha
has been telling us isn’t true; you will have tables and chairs and
beds, and not expect us to sleep on the matting, with our heads on
blocks, like the Japs?”
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