“The Assembly soon resigned itself to entombing the progress of usage
in a big dictionary. It is the sole care of the Immortals.[13] When
they are not sitting they find leisure for recreation with one another.
For that they need pleasant companions, easy and affable, amiable
colleagues, well-informed men, and men who know the world. This is
not always the case with men of great talent. Genius is sometimes
unsociable. An exceptional man is rarely a man of resource. The Academy
could do without Descartes and Pascal. Who says that it could do well
without Monsieur Godeau or Monsieur Conrart, or any other person of a
supple, complacent, and circumspect turn of mind?”
“Alas!” I sighed, “then it is no senate of divine beings, or council of
immortals, no august Areopagus of poetry and eloquence?”
“By no means, my son. It is a society which teaches manners, and which
has gained a great reputation for that among foreign nations, and
particularly among the Muscovites. You have no idea what admiration
the _Académie Française_ inspires among German barons, colonels of
the Russian Army and English milords. Europeans rate nothing higher
than our Academicians and our dancers. I knew a Sarmatian princess
of great beauty who, passing through Paris, impatiently sought for an
academician, whoever he might be, to make him a present of her virtue.”
“If it be thus,” I cried, “why do the academicians risk compromising
their good reputation by these unfortunate selections which are so
universally blamed?”
“Stop, Tournebroche, my son, do not say anything evil of unfortunate
selections,” replied my master. “To begin with, in all human
undertakings one must take into consideration the part played by
chance, which is, upon the whole, the part played by God on earth, and
the only occasion where Divine Providence manifests itself clearly in
this world. For you well understand, my son, that what we call the
absurdity of chance and the caprice of fortune, are, in reality, but
the revenge taken in sport by Divine justice on the counsels of the
would-be wise. In the second place, it is suitable in assemblies to
give some play to caprice and fancy. A perfectly reasonable society
would be a perfectly unbearable one. It would languish under the cold
rule of justice. It would not have any belief in its own power or
freedom if it did not taste, from time to time, the delicious pleasure
of braving public opinion and good sense. It is the darling sin of the
powers of this world to be taken with bizarre caprices. Why should not
the Academy indulge in whims just as much as the Grand Turk or a pretty
woman?
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