Richard observed that Ripton's father seemed doubtful. Ripton cited his father's habitual caution. Richard made a playful remark on the necessity of sometimes acting in opposition to fathers. Ripton agreed to it--in certain cases. "Yes, yes! in certain cases," said Richard. "Pretty legal morality, gentlemen!" Algernon interjected; Hippias adding: "And lay, too!" The pair of uncles listened further to the fictitious dialogue, well kept up on both sides, and in the end desired a statement of the old lady's garrulous case; Hippias offering to decide what her chances were in law, and Algernon to give a common-sense judgment. "Rip will tell you," said Richard, deferentially signalling the lawyer. "I've a bad hand at these matters. Tell them how it stands, Rip." Ripton disguised his excessive uneasiness under endeavours to right his position on his chair, and, inwardly praying speed to the claret jug to come and strengthen his wits, began with a careless aspect: "Oh, nothing! She--very curious old character! She--a--wears a wig. She--a--very curious old character indeed! She--a--quite the old style. There's no doing anything with her!" and Ripton took a long breath to relieve himself after his elaborate fiction. "So it appears," Hippias commented, and Algernon asked: "Well? and about her wig? Somebody stole it?" while Richard, whose features were grim with suppressed laughter, bade the narrator continue. Ripton lunged for the claret jug. He had got an old lady like an oppressive bundle on his brain, and he was as helpless as she was. In the pangs of ineffectual authorship his ideas shot at her wig, and then at her one characteristic of extreme obstinacy, and tore back again at her wig, but she would not be animated. The obstinate old thing would remain a bundle. Law studies seemed light in comparison with this tremendous task of changing an old lady from a doll to a human creature. He flung off some claret, perspired freely, and, with a mental tribute to the cleverness of those author fellows, recommenced: "Oh, nothing! She--Richard knows her better than I do--an old lady--somewhere down in Suffolk. I think we had better advise her not to proceed. The expenses of litigation are enormous! She--I think we had better advise her to stop short, and not make any scandal." "And not make any scandal!" Algernon took him up. "Come, come! there's something more than a wig, then?" Ripton was commanded to proceed, whether she did or no. The luckless fictionist looked straight at his pitiless leader, and blurted out dubiously, "She--there's a daughter."