Silent, who was noted among his companions for the length of time he
could stay under water, challenged them to a submersion test. The rules
were simple, inasmuch as they consisted in all plunging under at the
same time, the winner being he who was the last man up. Silent had
steadfastly refused to have his endurance timed, which his friends
mistook for modesty, and no sooner had all "ducked under" than his head
popped up--but this time he was not alone. Humble, whose utmost limit
was not over half a minute, grew angry at his inability to make a good
showing and craftily determined to take a handicap. The two stared at
each other for a space and then burst into laughter, forgetting for the
time being what they should do. Other heads bobbed up, and the secret
was out. Only that Silent was the best swimmer in the crowd saved him
from a ducking, and as it was he had to grab his clothes and run.
After being assured that he was forgiven for his trickery he rejoined his
friends and his towel.
More fun was now the rule, for dressing required care. The sandy west bank
sloped gradually to the water's edge, and it was necessary to stand on one
foot on a small stone in the water while the other was dipped to remove
the sand. Still on one foot the other must be dried, the stocking put on,
then the trouser leg and lastly the boot, and woe to the man who lost his
balance and splashed stocking and trouser leg as he wildly sought to
save it! Humble splashed while his foot was only half-way through the
trouser leg, and The Orphan fared even worse. Then a race of awkward
runners was on toward the bunk house, where breakfast was annihilated.
"Hey, Tom, what time do we leave?" asked Bud for the fifth time.
"Nine o'clock, you chump," replied the foreman.
"Three whole hours yet," grumbled Jim as he again plastered his hair to
his head.
"I'll lose my appetite shore," worried Humble. "We got up too blamed
early, that's what we did."
"Why, here's Humble!" cried Silent in mock surprise. "Do _you_ like
apricot pie, and gingerbread and _real_ coffee?"
"You go to the devil," grumbled Humble. "You wouldn't 'a' been asked at
all, only she couldn't very well cut you out of it when she asked me
along. _I_'m the one she really wants to feed; you fellers just happen
to tag on behind, that's all."
"Going to take Lightning with you, Humble?" asked Docile, winking at the
others.
"Why, I shore am," replied Humble in surprise. "Do you reckon I'd leave
him and that d-----d Chink all alone together, you sheep?"
"I was afraid you wouldn't," pessimistically grumbled Docile, but here
he smiled hopefully. "Suppose you take Lee Lung and leave the dog here?"
he queried.
"Suppose you quit supposing with your feet!" sarcastically countered
Humble. "I know you ain't got much brains, but you might exercise what
little you have got once in a while. It won't hurt you none after you
get used to it."
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