"Blub--no I ain't--blub blub--but you will be--blub--if yu don't lemme
alone," came from the pan. "Hand me that towel!"
"Don't wallow in it, yu!" admonished Bud as he refilled the basin. "Leave
some dry spots for me, this time."
Jim carefully hung the towel on a peg in the wall of the house and then
noticed the stranger, who was removing his saddle.
"Howdy, stranger!" he said heartily. "Just in time to feed. Coax some of
that water from Bud, but get holt of the towel first, for there won't be
none left soon."
The Orphan laughed and dusted his chaps.
"Where'll I find Lee Lung?" he asked. "Blake wants him to rustle the grub
lively."
"He's in the cook shack behind the house a-doing it and trying to sing,"
replied Jim. "He's always trying to sing; it goes something like this:
Hop-lee, low-hop yum-see," he hummed in a monotonous wail as he combed
his hair before a broken bit of mirror stuck in a crack. "Hi-dee, hee-hee,
chop-chop----"
"Gimme that comb, yu heathen Chinee," cried Bud, "and don't make that
noise."
"Anything else yu wants?" asked Jim, deliberately putting the comb away
in the box.
"I want to be in Kansas City with a million dollars and a whopper of a
thirst," replied Bud as he filled the basin for the stranger. "It's all
yourn, stranger. Grub's waiting for yu inside when yore ready."
"Do yu know who that feller is?" Bud asked in a whisper as they made their
way to the table, from which came much laughter. "That's The Orphant,"
he added.
"Th' h--l it is!" said Jim. "Him? Him Th' Orphant? Tell another! I'm more
than six years old, even if yu ain't."
"That's straight, fellers!" said Bud to the assembled outfit in a low
voice. "I ain't kidding yu none, honest. I saw him up to Ace High last
year. That's him, all right. Wait 'til he comes in and see!"
"Well, I don't care if he's Jonah," responded Jim. "Only I reckons you're
plumb loco, all the same. But I'm too hungry to care if Gabriel blows if I
can fill up before these Oliver Twists eats it all up," he said, revealing
his last reading matter.
"He shore enough wears his gun plumb low--and the holster is tied to his
chaps, too," muttered Jim as he seated himself at the table. "So would I,
too, if I was him. Pass them murphys, Humble," he ordered.
"You has got to bust that piebald pet what you've been keeping around the
house to-morrow, Humble," exulted the man nearest to him. "And it'll shore
be a circus watching you do it, too!"
The blankets which divided the bunk house into two rooms were pushed aside
and The Orphan entered, carrying his saddle and bridle, which he placed
beside the others on the floor. Then he unbuckled his belts and hung
them, Colts and all, over the pommel, which was etiquette and which gave
assurance that the guest was not hunting anyone. Then he seated himself
at the table in a chair which Humble pushed back for him. His entry in
no degree caused a lull in the conversation.
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