The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
There fell a hush on all the flowers; but from a distant grove
Burst forth the anthem of the birds in one grand peal of praise;
As though the stern old Forest's heart had found its early love,
And all of earth's sublimity was melted in its lays!
Then, as the modest flower upturned her blue eyes to the sun,
There fell a dewdrop on her breast as shaken from a tree;
The lowliest of the sisterhood the godlike Crown had won;
For hers it was to consecrate Truth's Immortality.
The woodlands caught the airy fire upon their vernal plumes,
And echoed back the waterfall's exultant, trilling laugh;
And through the branches fell the light in slender golden blooms,
To sanctify the Violet, the Soldier's Epitaph.
I asked the General of the Mackerel Brigade, the other day, what kind
of a flower he thought would spring above my head when I rested in a
soldier's sepulchre? and he said "A cabbage!" my boy--he said "A
cabbage!"
Yours, inversely,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER XLVIII.
TREATING CHIEFLY OF A TERRIBLE PANIC WHICH BROKE OUT IN PARIS, BUT
SUBSEQUENTLY PROVED TO BE ONLY A NATURAL EFFECT OF STRATEGY.
WASHINGTON, D.C., June 1st, 1862.
It is my belief--my solemn and affecting belief, my boy, that our once
distracted country is destined to be such a great military power
hereafter, that an American citizen will be distinguishable in any part
of the world by his commission as a brigadier. Even Congressmen will
answer to the command of "Charge--mileage!" and it is stated that sons
of guns in every variety are already being born at the West--sons of
"Pop" guns, my boy.
The last time the General of the Mackerel Brigade was here, he was so
much pleased with the high state of strategy developed at the War
Office, that he visited all the bar-rooms in Washington, and ordered
the tumblers to be at once illuminated.
"Thunder!" says the general to Colonel Wobert Wobinson, of the Western
Cavalry, as they were taking measures to prevent any possible mistake
by seeing the enemy double, "this war is making great tacticians of the
whole nation, and if I wanted my sons to become Napoleons, I'd put them
into the War Office for a week. My sons! my sons!" says the general
hysterically, motioning for a little more hot water, "why are you not
here with me in glory, instead of remaining home there, like ripe plums
on the parent tree."
"Plums! plums!" says Colonel Wobinson, thoughtfully. "Ah! I see," says
the colonel, pleasantly, "your sons are damsons."
The general eyed the speaker with much severity of countenance, my boy,
and says he:
"If _you_ have any sons, my friend, they are probably fast young men,
and take after their father--at the approach of the enemy."
The general is rather proud of his sons, my boy, one of whom wrote the
following, which he keeps pinned against the wall of his room:--
POOR PUSSY.
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