The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 1
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
We then repaired to a house where the ladies had a very happy
expression of countenance, and told us that it was a pleasant day. The
general accidentally filled a wine glass with the deuce of the grape,
and says he: "Ladies, suffer me to articulate the compliments of the
season. This aromatic beverage," says he, "is but a liquid presentment
of your blushes and glances. Let us trust that within a year our
country will resume the blessings of peace, and the unhappy bondman
will be obliterated from the map."
One of the ladies said, "te-he."
Another said that she felt "he! he! he!"
"I believe her, my boy!"
As we returned to the street, I told the general that he'd better leave
out the map at the next place, and he said that he'd do it if he was'nt
afraid that Congress would'nt confirm his appointment, if he did.
We then visited a family where the ladies had faces beaming with
happiness, and observed that it was really a beautiful day. The general
happened to be placed near a cut-glass goblet, and says he: "Ladies, in
compliance with the day we celebrate, I offer the compliments of the
season. This mantling nectar," says he, "blushes like women and
glitters like her orbs. Let us pray that in the coming twelve months,
the stars and stripes will be re-established, and the negro removed
from the map."
He also said hic, my boy; and one of the ladies wanted "to know what
that meant?"
I told her that _Hic_ was a Latin term from Cicero de Officiis, and
meant _Hic jacet_--hear lies.
"O!" says she, "te-he-he!"
On reaching the sidewalk this time, my boy, the general clasped my hand
warmly, and said he'd never forget me. He said I was his dear friend,
and must never leave him; and I said I wouldn't.
We then called at a house where the ladies all smiled upon us, and
remarked that we were having charming weather. The general raised a
glass, and says he:
"Ge-yurls, I am an old man; but you are the complimens of season. You
are blushing like the wine-glass, and also your sparkles. On another
New Year's day let our banner--certainly let us all do it. And the
negro slavery blot out the map."
As he uttered these feeling words, my boy, he bowed to me and kissed my
hand. After which he looked severely at his pocket-handkerchief, and
tried to leave the room by way of the fire-place.
I asked him if he hadn't better take some soda; and he said, that if I
would come and live with him he would tell me how he came to get
married. He said he loved me.
Shortly after this we called at a residence where the ladies all looked
very happy and said that it was a fine day. The general threw all the
strength of his face into one eye, and says he:
"Ladles, we are compl'm'ns, and you are the negroes on the map. This
year--pardon me, I should intro-interror-oduce my two friends who is
drunk--this year I say, our country may be hap--"
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