The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
As I sit looking out of my window, my boy, on the street below, and
notice how tranquilly all things are going on here, despite the
excitement of the time, a deep sense of satisfaction steals over me,
and the American Eagle of patriotic pride flaps his breezy pinions on
the oak tree of my heart. Though I have just been laughing myself
almost sick at the ludicrous manner in which my friend, the
Confederacy, has walked right straight into the cunning trap prepared
for his destruction by our own noble and profound generals, actually
hastening his own annihilation by rushing blindly through our lines,
and capturing the twenty or thirty artful villages, towns, and
garrisons left there for the express purpose of tempting him to his
dreadful doom--though I have just been splitting my sides over this
roaring case of ridiculous suicide, my boy, the city of Washington
still maintains its calmness! Ever conscious that conquer we must, for
our cause it is just, this city remains as placid as a summer dream;
nearly all the liquor-shops doing a good business through the day, and
the evening finding a majority of our army officers at their posts.
Lamp-posts, my boy.
There is something touchingly grand in the calmness of Washington under
such circumstances, and it reminds me of a pleasing little incident in
the Sixth Ward.
There was a female millinery establishment on the third floor of a
building composed principally of stairs, fed with frequent small rooms,
and the expatriated French comtesse, who realized fashionable bonnets
there, used one of her windows to display her wares. At this window, my
boy, she always kept a young woman of much bloom and symmetry, with the
latest Style on her head, and an expression of unutterable smile on her
face. A young chap carrying a trumpet in the Fire Department happened
to notice that this angel of fashion was always at the window when he
went by; and as the thought that she particularly admired his personal
charms crept over him, he at once adopted the plan of passing by every
day, attired in the garments best calculated to render fire-going
manhood most beautiful to the eye. He donned a vest representing in
detail the Sydenham flower-show on a yellow ground, wore inexpressibles
representing innumerable black serpents ascending white columns,
assumed a neck-tie concentrating all the highest glories of the Aurora
Borealis, mounted two breast-pins and three studs torn from some
glass-house, and wore a hat that slanted on his head in an engaging and
intelligent manner. Day after day he passed before the millinery
establishment, my boy, still beholding the beloved object at the
window, and occasionally placing his hand upon his heart in such a way
as to show a large and gorgeous seal-ring containing the hair of a
fellow-fireman who had caught such a cold at a great fire that he died
some years after. "How cam she is!" says he to himself, "and she's as
pretty as ninety's new hose-carriage. It seems to me," says the young
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