The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
"I have heard your request, my child; but before I comply with it, I
wish to know what is the present political complexion of Colonel
Wobinson."
The half-starved orderly clasped his thin hands together, and says he:
"I don't know; but for God's sake, general, send us something to eat,
and some help, or not one of us can be saved."
The general waved his hand magisterially, and says he:
"That's very true. But I must first know what are the sentiments of
Colonel Wobinson on the negro question."
The orderly might have responded, my boy, had he not fainted just then
from weakness. In pity for his comrades, orders were at once given for
the transportation of provisions, and re-enforcements to Company 3
before the end of the month; and had the before mentioned Confederacies
delayed marching into Accomac until that time, I should not be obliged
now to chronicle another of those disasters to our arms, which the
traitorous harangues of Wendell Philips have so outrageously produced.
If this war is to be prosecuted with vigor, my boy, we must repose
unlimited confidence in the ability of the Administration and of our
generals, resolutely frowning down all Jacobin demonstrations at home,
and suffering our leaders to be interfered with by no one but each
other. If we permit civilians to manage matters, the country will be
undone; but if, on the contrary, we trust everything to our generals,
the country will be "done"--brown.
Luckily for us all, the occupation of Accomac by the celebrated
Southern Confederacy, is a part of the great plan of the General of the
Mackerel Brigade to end this rebellion in one crushing blow, and as
soon as the entire Confederacy shall have entered Accomac in safety,
the Mackerel Brigade will proceed to bag it.
You don't see exactly how this is to be done, eh?
There you go again, my boy! always meddling with what you don't
understand, and presuming, in your civilian imbecility, to doubt the
practicability--not to say the utility--of a covert invincibility,
rendering it a futility on the part of Southern agility to take for
weak debility what is really strategic facility, and bound, in its
great fertility of warlike inventibility and utter reliability, to turn
all the foe's agility to a final accountability, that shall cause him,
in future humility, to treat us, at least, with civility.
Such, my boy, is the Mackerel plan, to a T.
This strategy's like some plan for grain depending so much on a fall of
rain, that, in less than a week, should the drought remain, 'twould
ruin it altogether. It pondereth blindly whether or no the opposite
hosts will do so-and-so: and how it will end at last, you know,
dependeth upon the "whether".
Yours, calmly,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER LXX.
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