The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Yours, radiantly,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER LXXVI.
REFERRING TO THE MOSQUITO AS A TEST OF HUMAN NATURE, EXPLAINING THE
LONG HALT OF THE MACKEREL BRIGADE, AND NOTING THE COURT OF
INQUIRY ON CAPTAIN VILLIAM BROWN.
WASHINGTON, D. C., October 26th, 1862.
Early this morning, my boy, I sauntered across the Long Bridge and took
my seat upon the topmost rail of a fence enclosing a trampled meadow.
There I sat, like Marius, my boy, contemplating the architectural ruin
embodied in my Gothic steed, Pegasus, and ever and anon whistling
abstractedly to my frescoed dog, Bologna.
By the gods! I really love these dumb friends of mine. The speculative
eye of the world sees in poor Pegasus nothing more than an
architectural dream--the church architecture of the future--and, I must
confess, my boy, that the Gothic charger _does_ look something like a
skeleton chapel at a distance; it sees in Bologna only a mongrel cur,
whose taste for the calves of human legs is an epicurean outrage on
walking society. But for me, my boy, there is a human pathos in the
patient fidelity of these zoological curiosities which appeals to my
best manhood. I have had a hard and thankless life of it; my experience
with the knowing political chaps of the Sixth Ward was enough to grind
everything like human tenderness out of my nature, and make me turn
into an arrogant and contemptuous misanthrope; but there are times when
the cold nose of Pegasus against my cheek, or a wag from that speaking
tail of Bologna--which curls up behind him like a note of
interrogation, to ask how his master feels--will give me such a
sensation of wishing to protect and be kind to the Helpless, that I
feel myself a better man for the practical Christianity of such humble
society.
There is my mosquito, the youthful Humboldt, too! He came to me one
night, about two years ago, my boy, practising much profound strategy
to capture my nose; and when I foiled him by a free use of both arms of
the service, the unterrified and humming manner in which he changed the
base of his operations and came on again, excited my admiration and
respect. Catching him in a little net cage made from the musquito bars
of my bed, I kept him safely by me, and now use him as a test of human
nature. In God's providence, each minute created thing has its
appointed use, my boy, and depend upon it, the use of the musquito is
to test human nature.
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