The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 2
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
Eve's curiosity was the first effect of her serpentine temptation. Was
it not? Well, that curiosity caused her to eat the forbidden fruit.
Having eaten it, and caused Adam to eat, she suddenly became possessed
of modesty, and made herself an apron of fig-leaves. It is but natural
to infer that her first blush was worn at the same time, though Milton
attributes blushes to the angels. As angels are immaterial beings, I
think Milton was mistaken. Now, if modesty, as well as curiosity, was
the result of Satanic temptation, why should one be called a weakness
and the other a virtue? Are not both the fruits of original sin?
Woman's love is said to be stronger and more lasting than man's. Is it
so? Let us trace it back to its beginning:
Eve's love for Adam did not prevent her fall. She met the Prince of
Darkness and listened to his blandishments, as too many ladies of the
present time prefer the society of bogus courtiers to that of their
Adams of husbands. She forever disgraced Adam, herself, and her future
family, just to please the tempter. Was this a proof the depth and
vitality of Woman's love? And Adam? Why, rather than refuse any request
of the woman he loved, however extravagant, he voluntarily shared in
her ruin, and courted the curse of her fall. Did this prove that Man's
love is weaker and shorter-lived than Woman's?
Now, I should like to see some one impudent enough to assert that Eve
was more curious, or less modest, or more fickle than are the best of
her female descendants. Such impudence is not compatible with the
present position of civilization. Then, as Eve was the great exemplar
of her sex in Modesty and Fidelity as well as Curiosity, it follows
that Woman's Modesty is the result of inherited sin, and her Fidelity
in Love no greater than Man's.
Alas! for the "angels" of the poets, my boy. Prove that her Modesty and
Love are anything but heavenly, and what remains to make Woman angelic?
I could honor, love, and might obey the Best of Her Sex; but I shall
never worship her. She is not a Deity--only a Woman. I believe that God
intends each woman for a wife; yet six marriages out of every dozen are
unhappy ones. And what is the reason? Simply this:
Before marriage, man generally accepts one of the two poetical theories
respecting Woman. He either supposes her to be an angel, purer and more
elevated in her nature than he in his; or gloats over her as a delicate
morsel prepared for his special delectation by the gods. In either
case, he finds out his mistake when it is too late to rectify it, and
his disappointment is but the refinement of disgust. He either
discovers that woman is only a human being, and very much like himself
by nature; or that constant familiarity with her brings her down to the
level of a man in his estimation. There is but one possibility of
escape from disappointment in either case; the death of husband or wife
within a year of the wedding day!
Husbands and wives, have I spoken truly?
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