The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
My long absence with our somewhat tedious national troops, my
boy,--troops now constituting a flaming about the throat of this
exciting Rebellion;--my long absence, I say, has given this Capital
City of our distracted country an opportunity to thrive apace in the
development of those public and private virtues, which so thoroughly
unpopularize Vice in this chaste locality, that even the Vice President
is never heard of. True it is, that one misses those pleasant and
gorgeous chaps of much watch-chain and an observable extent of diamond
breastpin, who were wont, in the days of genial Southern preponderance,
to lend lustre to the hall-ways of the more majestic hotels, and
occasionally induce the inebriated son of Chivalry to join them at Faro
his table. We miss these light and airy chaps, each of whom is now an
unblushing Confederacy without hope of Reconstruction; we miss the high
and lofty Carolina chap of much hat-brim, whose playful moments after
the bottle were now and then illustrated with a lively shot from a
revolver at a waiter, or cheerful pass with a bowie-knife at his
opponent in conversation. And oh! we miss those languishing magnolia
belles, whose eyes always reminded me of fresh drops of ink on tinted
paper, and whose beautiful belief in the utter vulgarity of all
Northern ladies it was really quite delightful to hear. Yes, my boy,
all, all are gone; but we have in their places such representatives of
genuine republican simplicity as you shall not see again in a circuit
of the globe. Our hotel-halls are brightened by youthful forms in the
self-sacrificing uniform of our national army; and these youthful
forms, being mostly from the country, confine their innocent gaming,
almost exclusively, to the athletic game of "checkers." The prominent
walking-gentlemen of Willard's wear black velvet vests all the year
round, and, so far from shooting waiters, are always on the most
familiar terms with that oppressed race; joking freely with them and
recognizing them as intimate equals, as all genuine citizens of a true
Republic should do. And as for our present Washington ladies,--wearing
Lisle-thread gloves at the dinner-table and putting almonds and raisins
into their pockets before leaving it, God bless 'em!--why they know no
more of anything vulgar, than a maniac does of insanity.
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