The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
History
The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
[7] Four days after the date of this letter, ABRAHAM LINCOLN--the
wise, the just, the merciful--fell beneath the dastard blow of an
ignoble assassin! All that is beautiful and good in the world
must mourn his irreparable loss; and I need not say how consoling
it is to me in this dark hour to feel, that, in all my
extravagances of nonsense, I have never penned one word
concerning the Martyr-President that was not inspired by a
sentiment of actual affection for his genial and guileless
character. Thank God! his eternally-infamous murderer came of a
line not native to my country!
O. C. K.
Here Miss P. Hen got to the front and brought down her umbrella with
awful violence upon the bare head of the speaker, and says she: "I'm
the Republican party myself!"
"I beg your pardon, miss," says the Baltimore citizen, hotly, "but
_I'm_ the Republican party!"
"You're both impostors!" roared the Chicago chap, scientifically
squaring-off; "for I'M the Republican party!"
Crash goes the platform; down tumble the banners. Fists are plunging
wildly in all directions, while such howls and screams arise from the
tempest as though pandemonium were let loose to run a gamut of
diabolical sounds.
Seated upon a barrel a short distance off, I was taking a deep
interest, through my bit of smoked glass, in this scene of exciting
National Thanksgiving, when a strange ringing noise, or lively bellow,
and a sharp crash very unexpectedly sounded above the din, and, on
looking up, I beheld the Conservative Kentucky chap joyously dancing
upon the roof of Paris, with a huge dinner-bell in his right hand, and
a smoking three-pounder beside him.
"Hooray!" shouted the Conservative Kentucky chap, blissfully standing
on one leg. "Go in! That's the style! Sic 'em! Sic 'em! Hit 'em again,
boys. Hem!" says the Conservative chap, with delirious enthusiasm;
"this here sort of thing in the enemy's camp is just the ticket for our
National Democratic Organization, of which I am the large Kentucky
branch!"
Turn away your eyes, my boy, from such scenes as these, and look with
me along that hill-side yonder, where the gentle sun casts his
tenderest beams upon the new spring grass. You see there are irregular
mounds scattered all the way up the slope,--hundreds,--hundreds!
Beneath them sleep the brave, the beautiful, the wept of the patriot
home. Their loyal blood, poured in a fervid river to the twilight ocean
of Eternity, has washed a pollution from our Flag, a blot from our
escutcheon; and, oh! that it had also borne hence upon its purifying
current that unholy, shifting beacon of political discord, which ever
lures our Ship of State toward the breakers.
Yours, reverently,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
_JUST PUBLISHED_,
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