The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
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The Orpheus C. Kerr Papers, Series 3
Newell, R. H. (Robert Henry)
United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
LATE OF THE NEW YORK FIRE DEPARTMENT;
TAKEN SICK
OF INDIGESTION,
HE COMMENCED TO
THROW UP FORTIFICATIONS,
AND DIED OF STRATEGY.
..........
_Hic Jacet._
1..5-4.
0....4....1....2....8,
0....4....1....2....0;
0....2...80....8,
0....2...45....4.
It needs no Champollion's hieroglyphical skill to read the beautiful
little verse of the fifer's epitaph, though that verse had to be
inscribed figuratively, in order to get it all upon the narrow
monument. In all its praise of that quiet sleep in which there are no
anticipations to be disappointed, no gluttony to make sick, and no
Confederacies to guard against,--the verse will be plain to all as
reading:
"HERE LIES
ONE FIFER:
Nought for one to wait,
Nought for one to sigh-for;
Nought too weighty ate,
Nought to fortify-for."
The Mackerel poet who wrote those lines, my boy, may have been no
rhetorician; but his theme was an inspiration giving him more than
ordinary mastery of the figures of speech.
Yours, gravely,
ORPHEUS C. KERR.
LETTER XCII.
IN WHICH OUR ENTHUSIASTIC CORRESPONDENT SURPASSES AESCHYLUS IN THE
WAY OF AN INVOCATION; AND DESCRIBES REAR ADMIRAL HEAD'S GREAT NAVAL
DEMONSTRATION AGAINST FORT PIANO.
WASHINGTON, D.C., April 20th, 1863.
Stand aside, my boy, and realize your own civilian insignificance,
while I invoke all the gods of Old Olympus to aid me with their
inspiration, in the tale of naval grandeur it is my duty to unfold.
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