"They know no rest, these people," he said. "They wake to remember all
they absolutely must do, and how many meals they must eat with their
friends. Madame breakfasts in bed. Monsieur picks at devilled kidneys
in the dining-room. He has his glass of port at twelve at the club. She
has hers before she goes shopping. Then luncheon, bridge, drives,
parties, tea; more bridge-parties, cocktails, dinner. Theatre, and
bridge, a ball; supper; bridge again; devilled bones and chloral; they
are too tired to sleep naturally. And since all this must pall, they
must have some zest of novelty, and so go through the oldest round on
earth--that of stolen meetings and hidden letters, and the finding out
if a new lover has really anything new to say to them. If they lived in
the country and looked after their houses and their gardens, and just
had a yearly outing to amuse them, they wouldn't all go wrong from
sheer nerves. The Town is swallowing home life, Estelle; the smell of
the asphalte gets into their nostrils, the glitter and noise of
restaurants become necessity. We cannot be bothered with a cook, so the
restaurant for the flat can send us in what it chooses, called by any
name it pleases. We get our breakfasts in now in the new flat. And
anything else we want. Esmé only keeps two maids. Everything is
exceedingly cold by the time I get it, and if we have people to dine it
means crowds of things from Harrod's, but it all saves trouble. And to
save trouble is the spirit of the age. To eat glucosey jams, and drink
cider which never heard of apples, and so forth. I believe, in the
future, that every square and street will have its monster kitchens
with lifts running to each house. No one will cook."
"And one day," said Estelle, laughing, "will come the swing of the
pendulum, and we shall go back to an England which bakes and preserves
and brews, and finds out how healthy it makes its children."
"No." Bertie shook his head. "We are going too fast for that. So fast
that one day, with its motors and aeroplanes, old England will find it
has fallen over a cliff, and lies buried in the sand of Time,
forgotten. The brakes will not always act, and exceeding the speed
limit generally ends in disaster. We are a mighty nation, but always,
always the sea-road for our supplies. We should starve here in a month
if that was stopped. Some day it will be--by some strategy. Tea is
ready--let us forget lobster and eat again."
Hot-faced footmen had built a big fire on the shore. The couples came
flocking back to eat and drink again. Some shyly radiant, their
afternoon a golden memory; others laughing too loudly for happiness;
others visibly bored.
"The most absolute dullard," Rose whispered to her cousin, Hilda
Hamilton. "He only made two remarks the whole afternoon, and one was
'that shrimpin' was shockin'ly wet.' And the other that 'he did hope it
wouldn't wain to spoil the bathin'.'"
"Oh, Rose, he didn't lisp," laughed Hilda.
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