"Because it is my business to see things before they occur. Miss
Austen----"
"I never mentioned her," Verelst heatedly exclaimed. "You have no right
to----"
"I admit it. But because of Lennox the whole matter has preoccupied me
and quite as much, I daresay, as it has distressed you."
"I don't see at all what you have to do with it."
"Perhaps not. But preoccupation may lead to crystal-gazing. Now I will
wager a red pippin that I can tell what you said at the steeplechase to
the steeplestakes. You asked after his father."
Verelst stared. A man of the world and, as such, at his ease in any
circumstances, none the less he was startled. "How in God's name did you
get that?"
"It is very simple. Five minutes ago his father sailed by. You made a
remark about him. The remark suggested a train of thought which landed
you at the racecourse where you saw, or intimated that you saw, the
steeplestakes. But what visible sweepstakes are there except M. P.'s
son? You and M. P. are friends. It is only natural that you should ask
about him."
Verelst turned uneasily. "I don't yet see how you got it. The only thing
I said is that I heard he was dying."
"And five minutes ago you exclaimed at his resurrection. There is a
discrepancy there that is very suggestive."
"It is none of my making then."
"It is none the less suggestive. The death-bed was invented."
"M. P. may have recovered."
"Yes, men of his age make a practice of jumping into their death-bed and
then jumping out. It is good for them. It keeps them in training."
"Oh, rubbish!" Verelst resentfully exclaimed.
"No," Jones pursued. "The story was invented and the invention had a
reason. If you like, you may ask what it is."
"You seem to be very good at invention yourself. I shall ask nothing of
the kind."
"But you would like to know and I will tell you. It was invented to
delay a possible announcement. It could have had no other object."
"I said nothing of any announcement," Verelst angrily protested. "What
announcement are you talking about?"
"The heading of the filly for the sweepstakes. The expression--very
graphic by the way--is your own."
"Graphic or not I wish you would drop it. Besides----"
"Besides what?"
"Why, confound it, admitting the engagement, which I ought not to admit
for it is not out yet, why should he play for delay?"
"Ha!" exclaimed Jones, whom the spectacle of Paliser and Cassy sailing
up the Riverside had supplied with an impression or two. "I thought I
would interest you. He played for delay because he feared that if it
were known, a pitcher of ice-water might come dashing over it."
"Why do you say that?" asked Verelst, eager and anxious enough for a
spoke--if spoke there could be--to shove in a certain lady's wheels.
"Given the man and the deduction is easy."
The spoke was receding. Verelst, swallowing his disappointment,
retorted: "Incoherence is easy too."
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