"Even so, my liege," was the dejected reply, "the tribes of the North
are known to no man as yet."
"Passing strange!" mused the Queen, running a critical eye over the
printed page before her. "Your talk, and that of others, hath been only
of wild, copper-colored savages, living in rude huts and wearing only
skins. Sure such as these have not types and printing-presses! What is
this book, Lady Rebecca?"
"That's a newspaper, ma'am. Don't you have 'em in London? They come out
every day an' people pay a penny apiece fer 'em."
Elizabeth flashed a stern glance upon her visitor.
"'Twere best not go too far, my lady," she said, harshly. "E'en
traveller's tales must in some sort ape the truth at least. Now,
prithee, to what end is such a pamphlet printed--why, 'tis endless!"
"I'll shet right up, Mis' Tudor, ef ye think I'm tellin' wrong stories,"
said Rebecca, indignantly. "Thet's a newspaper an' thet's all there is
to it."
Elizabeth evaded the issue and turned now to the illustrations.
"These be quaint-wondrous images!" she said. "Pray, what now may this
be? Some fantastic reverie limned for amusement?"
Rebecca jumped up again and peered over the Queen's shoulder.
"Why, thet's a picture of the troops marchin' down Broadway, in New
York City. See, it's all explained in print underneath it."
"But these men carry arquebuses and wear a livery. And these temples--to
what false gods are they set up?"
"False gods!" exclaimed Rebecca. "Bless your simple heart, those ain't
temples. They're jest the buildin's where the men hev their offices."
Elizabeth sat in mute contemplation, vainly seeking to realize it all.
"My lords!" she burst forth suddenly, casting the paper violently to the
floor, "or this be rank forgery and fraud or else have we been strangely
deceived."
She frowned at Sir Walter, who dropped his eyes.
"'Tis not to be believed that such vast cities and great armies habited
by peoples polite and learned may be found across the sea and no report
of it come to them that visit there. How comes it that we must await so
strange a chance as this to learn such weighty news?"
She paused and only silence ensued.
Rebecca stooped and recovered the paper, which in falling had opened so
as to expose new matter.
"Don't be surprised," she said, soothingly. "I allus did hear that
Britishers knew mighty little 'bout America."
Still frowning, Elizabeth mechanically stretched forth her hand and
Rebecca gave her the paper. The Queen glanced at the sheet and her face
lost its stern aspect as she eagerly brought the print nearer to her
eyes.
"Why, what now!" she exclaimed. "God mend us, here have we strange
attire! Is this a woman of your tribe, my lady?"
Rebecca looked and blushed. Then, in an uneasy tone, she said:
"That's jest an advertisement fer a new corset, Mis' Tudor. I never did
see how folks ever allowed sech things to be printed--'tain't
respectable!"
"A corset, call you it! And these, then?"
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