As Elizabeth proceeded across the yard, she spoke to one by-stander or
another, and Droop, looking on, made up his mind that the rule was that
anyone to whom she addressed a word, or even a look, should drop
forthwith to his knees and so remain until she had passed, unless she
pleased to extend her hand to raise him up.
On each side of this main procession there was a single file of five
and twenty gentlemen pensioners, each carrying a gilt battle-axe.
The remainder of the procession consisted of a train of court ladies all
dressed in white and nearly destitute of ornaments. Evidently the Royal
Virgin would suffer no rivalry in dress from those of her own sex.
Just behind Elizabeth and to one side, in such a position as to be
within easy reach for consultation, walked the Lord High Treasurer,
William Cecil, Baron of Burleigh. It was to this nobleman that his
nephew, Francis Bacon, had addressed the letter which he had given to
Copernicus Droop.
By dint of much squeezing and pushing, Sir Percevall made his way to the
front of the waiting line, and, as Elizabeth approached, he dropped
painfully to his knees, and, with hat in hand, gazed earnestly into the
Queen's face, not daring to speak first, but with a petition writ large
in every feature.
Now, Elizabeth was most jealous of her dignity, and valued her own
favors very highly. In her eyes it was downright impertinence at a time
like this for anyone to solicit the honor of her attention by kneeling
before he was noticed.
Knowing this, Burleigh, who recognized the knight and wished him well,
motioned to him earnestly to rise. Alarmed, Sir Percevall made a
desperate effort to obey the hint, and, despite his huge bulk, would
perhaps have succeeded in regaining his feet without attracting the
notice of the Queen but for the impatient movement of the crowd behind
him. Unfortunately, however, he had but half risen when the bustling
multitude moved forward a little against his expansive rear. The result
was disastrous.
Sir Percevall lost his balance, and, feeling himself toppling, threw his
hands out forward with a cry and fell flat on his face.
Elizabeth was at this moment addressing a few gracious words to a
white-haired courtier, who kneeled among those gathered on the right of
her line of progress. Startled by the loud cry of the falling knight,
she turned swiftly and saw at her feet a man of monstrous girth
struggling in vain to raise his unwieldy form. His plumed hat had rolled
to some distance, exposing a bald head with two gray tufts over the
ears. His sword stood on its hilt, with point in air, and his short, fat
legs made quick alternate efforts to bend beneath him--efforts which the
fleshy knees successfully resisted.
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