The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
_Mr. Burs._ (_eating and speaking_). Yes, that I can, child; because he
is with his ’orses, where he ought to be. ’Tis fit they should be looked
after well; for they cost me a pretty penny—more than their heads are
worth, and yours into the bargain; but I was resolved, as we were to come
to this Montem, to come in style.
_Miss Burs._ In style, to be sure; for all the world’s to be here—the
King, the Prince of W_h_ales, and Duke o’ York, and all the first people;
and we shall cut a dash! Dash! dash! will be the word
to-morrow!—(_playing with her whip_).
_Mr. Burs._ (_aside_). Dash! dash! ay, just like her brother. He’ll pay
away finely, I warrant, by the time he’s her age. Well, well, he can
afford it; and I do love to see my children make a figure for their
money. As Jack Bursal says, what’s money for, if it e’nt to make a
figure. (_Aloud_). There’s your brother Jack, now. The extravagant
dog! he’ll have such a dress as never was seen, I suppose, at this here
Montem. Why, now, Jack Bursal spends more money at Eton, and has more to
spend, than my Lord John, though my Lord John’s the son of a marchioness.
_Miss Burs._ Oh, that makes no difference nowadays. I wonder whether
her ladyship is to be at this Montem. The only good I ever got out of
these stupid Talbots was an introduction to their friend Lady
Piercefield. What she could find to like in the Talbots, heaven knows.
I’ve a notion she’ll drop them, when she hears of the loss of the Bombay
Castle.
_Enter a_ WAITER, _with a note_.
_Waiter_. A note from my Lady Piercefield, sir.
_Miss B._ Charming woman! Is she here, pray, sir?
_Waiter_. Just come. Yes, ma’am.
(_Exit Waiter_.)
_Miss B._ Well, Mr. Bursal, what is it?
_Mr. B._ (_reads_). “Business of importance to communicate—” Hum! what
can it be?—(_going_).
_Miss B._ (_aside_). Perhaps some match to propose for me! (_Aloud_).
Mr. Bursal, pray before you go to her ladyship, do send my _ooman_ to me
to make me presentable.
(_Exit Miss Bursal at one door_.)
_Mr. B._ (_at the opposite door_). “Business of importance!” Hum! I’m
glad I’m prepared with a good basin of soup. There’s no doing business
well upon an empty stomach. Perhaps the business is to lend cash; and
I’ve no great stomach for that. But it will be an honour, to be sure.
(_Exit_.)
SCENE III.
_Landlady’s Parlour_.
LANDLADY—MR. FINSBURY, a man-milliner, with bandboxes—a fancy cap, or
helmet, with feathers, in the Landlady’s hand—a satin bag, covered with
gold netting, in the man-milliner’s hand—a mantle hanging over his arm.
A rough looking Farmer is sitting with his back towards them, eating
bread and cheese, and reading a newspaper.
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