The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
2_nd_ _Boy_. And I ensign.
3_rd_ _Boy_. And I college salt-bearer.
4_th_ _Boy_. And I oppidan.
5_th_ _Boy_. Oh, what a pity I’m in mourning.
_Several speak at once_. And we are servitors. We are to be the eight
servitors.
_Wheel._ And I am to be your Captain, I hope. Come on, my Colonel.
(_To Bursal_). My lord, you are coming?
_Rory_. By-and-by—I’ve a word in his ear, by your _lave_ and his.
_Burs._ Why, what the devil stops the way, there?—Push on—on with them.
6_th_ _Boy_. I’m marshal.
_Burs._ On with you—on with you—who cares what you are?
_Wheel._ (_to Bursal_, _aside_). You’ll pay Finsbury for me, you rich
Jew? (_To Lord John_.) Your lordship will remember your lordship’s
promise.
_Lord J._ I do not usually forget my promises, sir; and therefore need
not to be reminded of them.
_Wheel._ I beg pardon—I beg ten thousand pardons, my lord.
_Burs._ (_taking him by the arm_). Come on, man, and don’t stand begging
pardon there, or I’ll leave you.
_Wheel._ (_to Burs._) I beg pardon, Bursal—I beg pardon, ten thousand
times.
(_Exeunt_.)
_Manent_ LORD JOHN _and_ RORY O’RYAN.
_Rory_. Wheugh!—Now put the case. If I was going to be hanged, for the
life of me I couldn’t be after begging so many pardons for nothing at
all. But many men, many minds—(_Hums_.) True game to the last! No
Wheeler for me. Oh, murder! I forgot, I was nigh letting the cat out o’
the bag again.
_Lord J._ You had something to say to me, sir? I wait till your
recollection returns.
_Rory_. ’Faith, and that’s very kind of you; and if you had always done
so, you would never have been offended with me, my lord.
_Lord J._ You are mistaken, Mr. O’Ryan, if you think that you did or
could offend me.
_Rory_. Mistaken was I, then, sure enough; but we are all liable to
mistakes, and should forget and forgive one another; that’s the way to go
through.
_Lord J._ You will go through the world your own way, Mr. O’Ryan, and
allow me to go through it my way.
_Rory_. Very fair—fair enough—then we shan’t cross. But now, to come to
the point. I don’t like to be making disagreeable retrospects, if I
could any way avoid it; nor to be going about the bush, especially at
this time o’ day; when, as Mr. Finsbury’s come, we’ve not so much time to
lose as we had. Is there any truth, then, my lord, in the report that is
going about this hour past, that you have gone in a huff, and given your
promise there to that sneaking Wheeler to vote for him now?
_Lord J._ In answer to your question, sir, I am to inform you that I
_have_ promised Mr. Wheeler to vote for him.
_Rory_. In a huff?—Ay, now, there it is!—Well, when a man’s _mad_, to be
sure, he’s mad—and that’s all that can be said about it. And I know, if
I had been _mad_ myself, I might have done a foolish thing as well as
another. But now, my lord, that you are not mad—
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