The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
_Farm._ Why, sir, I was a-going to tell you the shabbiness—why, sir, he
did not pay the landlord, here, for the horse; but he goes and says to
the landlord, here—“Mr. Talbot had your horse on the self-same day; ’twas
he did the damage; ’tis from he you must get your money.” So Mr. Talbot,
here, who is another sort of a gentleman (though he has not so fine a
coat) would not see a man at a loss, that could not afford it; and not
knowing which of ’em it was that spoiled the horse, goes, when he finds
the other would not pay a farthing, and pays all.
_Rory_ (_rubbing his hands_). There’s Talbot for ye. And, now,
gentlemen (_to Wheeler and Bursal_), you guess the _rason_, as I do, I
suppose, why he bespoke no dress; he had not money enough to be fine—and
honest, too. You are very fine, Mr. Wheeler, to do you justice.
_Lord J._ Pray, Mr. O’Ryan, let the farmer go on; he has more to say.
How did you find out, pray, my good friend, that it was not Talbot who
spoiled the horse! Speak loud enough to be heard by everybody.
_Farm._ Ay, that I will—I say (_very loudly_) I say I saw him there
(_pointing to Wheeler_) take the jump which strained the horse; and I’m
ready to swear to it. Yet he let another pay; there’s the shabbiness.
(_A general groan from all the lads_. “Oh, shabby Wheeler, shabby! I’ll
not vote for shabby Wheeler!”)
_Lord J._ (_aside_). Alas! I must vote for him.
_Rory sings_.
“True game to the last; no Wheeler for me;
Talbot, oh, Talbot’s the dog for me.”
(_Several voices join the chorus_.)
_Burs._ Wheeler, if you are not chosen Captain, you must see and pay me
for the dress.
_Wheel._ I am as poor as a rat.
_Rory_. Oh, yes! oh yes! hear ye! hear ye, all manner of men—the
election is now going to begin forthwith in the big field, and Rory
O’Ryan holds the poll for Talbot. Talbot for ever!—huzza!
(_Exit Rory_, _followed by the Boys_, _who exclaim_ “Talbot for
ever!—huzza!” _The Landlord and Farmer join them_.)
_Lord J._ Talbot, I am glad you are what I always thought you—I’m glad
you did not write that odious song. I would not lose such a friend for
all the songs in the world. Forgive me for my hastiness this morning.
I’ve punished myself—I’ve promised to vote for Wheeler.
_Talb._ Oh, no matter whom you vote for, my lord, if you are still my
friend, and if you know me to be yours.
(_They shake hands_.)
_Lord J._ I must not say, “Huzza for Talbot!”
(_Exeunt_.)
SCENE IV.
WINDSOR TERRACE.
LADY PIERCEFIELD, MRS. TALBOT, LOUISA, _and a little girl of six years
old_, LADY VIOLETTA, _daughter to_ LADY PIERCEFIELD.
_Violetta_ (_looking at a paper which Louisa holds_). I like it _very_
much.
_Lady P._ What is it that you like _very_ much, Violetta?
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