The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
At the first reading of this note, “the entertaining” Mr. Frederick, and
the “charming” Miss Marianne laughed heartily, and looked at Sophy, as if
they were afraid that she should think it possible they could like such
gross flattery; but upon a second perusal, Marianne observed that it
certainly was very good-natured of Mrs. Theresa to remember the
macaroons; and Frederick allowed that it was wrong to laugh at the poor
woman because she had the headache. Then twisting the note in his
fingers, he appealed to Sophy:—
“Well, Sophy, leave off drawing for an instant,” said Frederick, “and
tell us what answer can we send?”
“Can!—we can send what answer we please.”
“Yes, I know that,” said Frederick. “I would refuse if I could; but we
ought not to do anything rude, should we? So I think we might as well
go, because we could not refuse, if we would, I say.”
“You have made such confusion,” replied Sophy, “between ‘couldn’t’ and
‘wouldn’t’ and ‘shouldn’t,’ that I can’t understand you; surely they are
all different things.”
“Different! no,” cried Frederick—“could, would, should, might, and ought,
are all the same thing in the Latin grammar; all of ’em signs of the
potential mood, you know.”
Sophy, whose powers of reasoning were not to be confounded, even by
quotations from the Latin grammar, looked up soberly from her drawing,
and answered “that very likely those words might be signs of the same
thing in the Latin grammar, but she believed that they meant perfectly
different things in real life.”
“That’s just as people please,” said her sophistical brother. “You know
words mean nothing in themselves. If I choose to call my hat my
cadwallader, you would understand me just as well, after I had once
explained it to you, that by cadwallader I meant this black thing that I
put upon my head; cadwallader and hat would then be just the same thing
to you.”
“Then why have two words for the same thing?” said Sophy; “and what has
this to do with ‘could’ and ‘should’? You wanted to prove—”
“I wanted to prove,” interrupted Frederick, “that it’s not worth while to
dispute for two hours about two words. Do keep to the point, Sophy, and
don’t dispute with me.”
“I was not disputing, I was reasoning.”
“Well, reasoning or disputing. Women have no business to do either; for,
how should they know how to chop logic like men?”
At this contemptuous sarcasm upon her sex, Sophy’s colour rose.
“There!” cried Frederick, exulting, “now we shall see a philosopheress in
a passion; I’d give sixpence, half-price, for a harlequin entertainment,
to see Sophy in a passion. Now, Marianne, look at her brush dabbing so
fast in the water!”
Sophy, who could not easily bear to be laughed at, with some little
indignation, said, “Brother, I wish—”
“There! there!” cried Frederick, pointing to the colour which rose in her
cheeks almost to her temples—“rising! rising! rising! look at the
thermometer! blood heat! blood! fever heat! boiling water heat!
Marianne.”
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