The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
“I’ll make him know it, and I’ll make _you_ know it, too,” said Archer.
“Before I came here you reigned alone, now your reign is over, Mr. De
Grey. Remember my majority this morning, and your theatre last night.”
“He has remembered it,” said Fisher. “You see, the moment he was not to
be our manager, we were to have no theatre, no playhouse, no plays. We
must all sit down with our hands before us—all for ‘_good reasons_’ of
Dr. Middleton’s, which he does not vouchsafe to tell us.”
“I won’t be governed by any man’s reasons that he won’t tell me,” cried
Archer. “He cannot have good reasons, or why not tell them?”
“Nonsense!” said De Grey. “_We shall not suspect him of caprice_!”
“Why not?”
“Because we who know him, have never known him capricious.”
“Perhaps not. _I_ know nothing about him,” said Archer.
“No,” said De Grey; “for that very reason _I_ speak who do know him.
Don’t be in a passion, Archer.”
“I will be in a passion. I won’t submit to tyranny. I won’t be made a
fool of by a few soft words. You don’t know me, De Grey. I’ll go
through with what I’ve begun. I am manager, and I will be manager; and
you shall see my theatre finished in spite of you, and _my_ party
triumphant.”
“Party,” repeated De Grey. “I cannot imagine what is in the word ‘party’
that seems to drive you mad. We never heard of parties till you came
amongst us.”
“No; before I came, I say, nobody dared oppose you; but I dare; and I
tell you to your face, take care of me—a warm friend and a bitter enemy
is my motto.”
“I am not your enemy! I believe you are out of your senses, Archer!”
said he, laughing.
“Out of my senses! No; you are my enemy! Are you not my rival? Did not
you win the premium? Did not you want to be manager? Answer me, are not
you, in one word, a Greybeard?”
“You called me a Greybeard, but my name is De Grey,” said he, still
laughing.
“Laugh on!” cried the other, furiously. “Come, _Archers_, follow me.
_We_ shall laugh by-and-by, I promise you.” At the door Archer was
stopped by Mr. Chip. “Oh, Mr. Chip, I am ordered to discharge you.”
“Yes, sir; and here’s a little bill—”
“Bill, Mr. Chip! why, you have not been at work for two hours!”
“Not much over, sir; but if you’ll please to look into it, you’ll see
’tis for a few things you ordered. The stuff is all laid out and
delivered. The paper and the festoon-bordering for the drawing room
scene is cut out, and left yAnder within.”
“Y_a_nder, within! I wish you had not been in such a confounded
hurry—six-and-twenty shillings!” cried he; “but I can’t stay to talk
about it now. I’ll tell you, Mr. Chip,” said Archer, lowering his voice,
“what you must do for me, my good fellow.”
Then, drawing Mr. Chip aside, he begged him to pull down some of the wood
work which had been put up, and to cut it into a certain number of wooden
bars, of which he gave him the dimensions, with orders to place them all,
when ready, under a haystack, which he pointed out.
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