The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for ChildrenEdgeworth, Maria
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The Parent's Assistant; Or, Stories for Children
Edgeworth, Maria
Children's stories; Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
Archer let down the bag with all the expedition of joy, and it was filled
with all the expedition of fear. “Pull away! make haste, for Heaven’s
sake!” said the voice from without; “the gardener will come from dinner,
else, and we shall be caught. He mounted guard all yesterday at the
ventilator; and though I watched and watched till it was darker than
pitch, I could not get near you. I don’t know what has taken him out of
the way now. Make haste, pull away!” The heavy bag was soon pulled up.
“Have you any more?” said Archer.
“Yes, plenty. Let down quick! I’ve got the tailor’s bag full, which is
three times as large as yours, and I’ve changed clothes with the tailor’s
boy; so nobody took notice of me as I came down the street.”
“There’s my own cousin!” exclaimed Archer, “there’s a noble fellow!
there’s my own cousin, I acknowledge. Fill the bag, then.” Several
times the bag descended and ascended; and at every unlading of the crane,
fresh acclamations were heard.
“I have no more!” at length the boy with the tailor’s bag cried.
“Off with you, then; we’ve enough, and thank you.”
A delightful review was now made of their treasure. Busy hands arranged
and sorted the heterogeneous mass. Archer, in the height of his glory,
looked on, the acknowledged master of the whole. Townsend, who, in his
prosperity as in adversity, saw and enjoyed the comic foibles of his
friends, pushed De Grey, who was looking on with a more good-natured and
more thoughtful air. “Friend,” said he, “you look like a great
philosopher, and Archer a great hero.”
“And you, Townsend,” said Archer, “may look like a wit, if you will; but
you will never be a hero.”
“No, no,” replied Townsend; “wits were never heroes, because they are
wits. You are out of your wits, and therefore may set up for a hero.”
“Laugh, and welcome. I’m not a tyrant. I don’t want to restrain
anybody’s wit; but I cannot say I admire puns.”
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