The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Here I found very few indications of his reverence’s profession; the
walls were hung round with portraits of Robespierre, Marat, and the
like; a great bust of Mirabeau, mutilated, with the word Traître
underneath; lists and republican proclamations, tobacco-pipes and
fire-arms. At a deal-table, stained with grease and wine, sat a
gentleman, with a huge pigtail dangling down to that part of his person
which immediately succeeds his back, and a red nightcap, containing a
TRICOLOR cockade as large as a pancake. He was smoking a short pipe,
reading a little book, and sobbing as if his heart would break. Every
now and then he would make brief remarks upon the personages or the
incidents of his book, by which I could judge that he was a man of the
very keenest sensibilities—“Ah, brigand!” “O malheureuse!” “O
Charlotte, Charlotte!” The work which this gentleman was perusing is
called “The Sorrows of Werter;” it was all the rage, in those days, and
my friend was only following the fashion. I asked him if I could see
Father Schneider? he turned towards me a hideous, pimpled face, which I
dream of now at forty years’ distance.
“Father who?” said he. “Do you imagine that citizen Schneider has not
thrown off the absurd mummery of priesthood? If you were a little older
you would go to prison for calling him Father Schneider—many a man has
died for less;” and he pointed to a picture of a guillotine, which was
hanging in the room.
I was in amazement.
“What is he? Is he not a teacher of Greek, an abbé, a monk, until
monasteries were abolished, the learned editor of the songs of
‘Anacreon?’”
“He WAS all this,” replied my grim friend; “he is now a Member of the
Committee of Public Safety, and would think no more of ordering your
head off than of drinking this tumbler of beer.”
He swallowed, himself, the frothy liquid, and then proceeded to give me
the history of the man to whom my uncle had sent me for instruction.
Schneider was born in 1756: was a student at Würzburg, and afterwards
entered a convent, where he remained nine years. He here became
distinguished for his learning and his talents as a preacher, and
became chaplain to Duke Charles of Würtemberg. The doctrines of the
Illuminati began about this time to spread in Germany, and Schneider
speedily joined the sect. He had been a professor of Greek at Cologne;
and being compelled, on account of his irregularity, to give up his
chair, he came to Strasburg at the commencement of the French
Revolution, and acted for some time a principal part as a revolutionary
agent at Strasburg.
[“Heaven knows what would have happened to me had I continued long
under his tuition!” said the Captain. “I owe the preservation of my
morals entirely to my entering the army. A man, sir, who is a soldier,
has very little time to be wicked; except in the case of a siege and
the sack of a town, when a little license can offend nobody.”]
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