The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
The news of his death he received with much more meekness than could
have been expected; but what he could not reconcile to himself was, the
idea of dissection afterwards. “What can they want with me?” cried the
poor wretch, in an unusual fit of candor. “I am very small and ugly; it
would be different if I were a tall fine-looking fellow.” But he was
given to understand that beauty made very little difference to the
surgeons, who, on the contrary, would, on certain occasions, prefer a
deformed man to a handsome one; for science was much advanced by the
study of such monstrosities. With this reason Poinsinet was obliged to
be content; and so paid his rounds of visits, and repeated his dismal
adieux.
The officer of the provost-marshal, however amusing Poinsinet’s woes
might have been, began, by this time, to grow very weary of them, and
gave him more than one opportunity to escape. He would stop at
shop-windows, loiter round corners, and look up in the sky, but all in
vain: Poinsinet would not escape, do what the other would. At length,
luckily, about dinner-time, the officer met one of Poinsinet’s friends
and his own: and the three agreed to dine at a tavern, as they had
breakfasted; and here the officer, who vowed that he had been up for
five weeks incessantly, fell suddenly asleep, in the profoundest
fatigue; and Poinsinet was persuaded, after much hesitation on his
part, to take leave of him.
And now, this danger overcome, another was to be avoided. Beyond a
doubt the police were after him, and how was he to avoid them? He must
be disguised, of course; and one of his friends, a tall, gaunt lawyer’s
clerk, agreed to provide him with habits.
So little Poinsinet dressed himself out in the clerk’s dingy black
suit, of which the knee-breeches hung down to his heels, and the waist
of the coat reached to the calves of his legs; and, furthermore, he
blacked his eyebrows, and wore a huge black periwig, in which his
friend vowed that no one could recognize him. But the most painful
incident, with regard to the periwig, was, that Poinsinet, whose
solitary beauty—if beauty it might be called—was a head of copious,
curling, yellow hair, was compelled to snip off every one of his golden
locks, and to rub the bristles with a black dye; “for if your wig were
to come off,” said the lawyer, “and your fair hair to tumble over your
shoulders, every man would know, or at least suspect you.” So off the
locks were cut, and in his black suit and periwig little Poinsinet went
abroad.
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