The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Dinner was served, and Poinsinet placed by the side of the
miracle-worker, who became very confidential with him, and promised
him—ay, before dinner was over—a remarkable instance of his power.
Nobody, on this occasion, ventured to cut a single joke against poor
Poinsinet; nor could he fancy that any trick was intended against him,
for the demeanor of the society towards him was perfectly grave and
respectful, and the conversation serious. On a sudden, however,
somebody exclaimed, “Where is Poinsinet? Did any one see him leave the
room?”
All the company exclaimed how singular the disappearance was; and
Poinsinet himself, growing alarmed, turned round to his neighbor, and
was about to explain.
“Hush!” said the magician, in a whisper; “I told you that you should
see what I could do. I HAVE MADE YOU INVISIBLE; be quiet, and you shall
see some more tricks that I shall play with these fellows.”
Poinsinet remained then silent, and listened to his neighbors, who
agreed, at last, that he was a quiet, orderly personage, and had left
the table early, being unwilling to drink too much. Presently they
ceased to talk about him, and resumed their conversation upon other
matters.
At first it was very quiet and grave, but the master of the house
brought back the talk to the subject of Poinsinet, and uttered all
sorts of abuse concerning him. He begged the gentleman, who had
introduced such a little scamp into his house, to bring him thither no
more: whereupon the other took up, warmly, Poinsinet’s defence;
declared that he was a man of the greatest merit, frequenting the best
society, and remarkable for his talents as well as his virtues.
“Ah!” said Poinsinet to the magician, quite charmed at what he heard,
“how ever shall I thank you, my dear sir, for thus showing me who my
true friends are?”
The magician promised him still further favors in prospect; and told
him to look out now, for he was about to throw all the company into a
temporary fit of madness, which, no doubt, would be very amusing.
In consequence, all the company, who had heard every syllable of the
conversation, began to perform the most extraordinary antics, much to
the delight of Poinsinet. One asked a nonsensical question, and the
other delivered an answer not at all to the purpose. If a man asked for
a drink, they poured him out a pepper-box or a napkin: they took a
pinch of snuff, and swore it was excellent wine; and vowed that the
bread was the most delicious mutton ever tasted. The little man was
delighted.
“Ah!” said he, “these fellows are prettily punished for their rascally
backbiting of me!”
“Gentlemen,” said the host, “I shall now give you some celebrated
champagne,” and he poured out to each a glass of water.
“Good heavens!” said one, spitting it out, with the most horrible
grimace, “where did you get this detestable claret?”
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