The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
The invisible joke was brought to an end by Poinsinet’s too great
reliance on it; for being, as we have said, of a very tender and
sanguine disposition, he one day fell in love with a lady in whose
company he dined, and whom he actually proposed to embrace; but the
fair lady, in the hurry of the moment, forgot to act up to the joke;
and instead of receiving Poinsinet’s salute with calmness, grew
indignant, called him an impudent little scoundrel, and lent him a
sound box on the ear. With this slap the invisibility of Poinsinet
disappeared, the gnomes and genii left him, and he settled down into
common life again, and was hoaxed only by vulgar means.
A vast number of pages might be filled with narratives of the tricks
that were played upon him; but they resemble each other a good deal, as
may be imagined, and the chief point remarkable about them is the
wondrous faith of Poinsinet. After being introduced to the Prussian
ambassador at the Tuileries, he was presented to the Turkish envoy at
the Place Vendôme, who received him in state, surrounded by the
officers of his establishment, all dressed in the smartest dresses that
the wardrobe of the Opéra Comique could furnish.
As the greatest honor that could be done to him, Poinsinet was invited
to eat, and a tray was produced, on which was a delicate dish prepared
in the Turkish manner. This consisted of a reasonable quantity of
mustard, salt, cinnamon and ginger, nutmegs and cloves, with a couple
of tablespoonfuls of cayenne pepper, to give the whole a flavor; and
Poinsinet’s countenance may be imagined when he introduced into his
mouth a quantity of this exquisite compound.
“The best of the joke was,” says the author who records so many of the
pitiless tricks practised upon poor Poinsinet, “that the little man
used to laugh at them afterwards himself with perfect good humor; and
lived in the daily hope that, from being the sufferer, he should become
the agent in these hoaxes, and do to others as he had been done by.”
Passing, therefore, one day, on the Pont Neuf, with a friend, who had
been one of the greatest performers, the latter said to him,
“Poinsinet, my good fellow, thou hast suffered enough, and thy
sufferings have made thee so wise and cunning, that thou art worthy of
entering among the initiated, and hoaxing in thy turn.” Poinsinet was
charmed; he asked when he should be initiated, and how? It was told him
that a moment would suffice, and that the ceremony might be performed
on the spot. At this news, and according to order, Poinsinet flung
himself straightway on his knees in the kennel; and the other, drawing
his sword, solemnly initiated him into the sacred order of jokers. From
that day the little man believed himself received into the society; and
to this having brought him, let us bid him a respectful adieu.
THE DEVIL’S WAGER.
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