The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
A pretty Jesuit declaration, truly, and a good honest judgment upon the
great king! In thirty years more—1. The invincible had been beaten a
vast number of times. 2. The sage was the puppet of an artful old
woman, who was the puppet of more artful priests. 3. The conqueror had
quite forgotten his early knack of conquering. 5. The terror of his
enemies (for 4, the marvel of his age, we pretermit, it being a loose
term, that may apply to any person or thing) was now terrified by his
enemies in turn. 6. The love of his people was as heartily detested by
them as scarcely any other monarch, not even his great-grandson, has
been, before or since. 7. The arbiter of peace and war was fain to send
superb ambassadors to kick their heels in Dutch shopkeepers’
ante-chambers. 8, is again a general term. 9. The man fit to be master
of the universe, was scarcely master of his own kingdom. 10. The
finished hero was all but finished, in a very commonplace and vulgar
way. And 11. The man worthy of immortality was just at the point of
death, without a friend to soothe or deplore him; only withered old
Maintenon to utter prayers at his bedside, and croaking Jesuits to
prepare him,[*] with heaven knows what wretched tricks and mummeries,
for his appearance in that Great Republic that lies on the other side
of the grave. In the course of his fourscore splendid miserable years,
he never had but one friend, and he ruined and left her. Poor La
Vallière, what a sad tale is yours! “Look at this Galerie des Glaces,”
cries Monsieur Vatout, staggering with surprise at the appearance of
the room, two hundred and forty-two feet long, and forty high. “Here it
was that Louis displayed all the grandeur of royalty; and such was the
splendor of his court, and the luxury of the times, that this immense
room could hardly contain the crowd of courtiers that pressed around
the monarch.” Wonderful! wonderful! Eight thousand four hundred and
sixty square feet of courtiers! Give a square yard to each, and you
have a matter of three thousand of them. Think of three thousand
courtiers per day, and all the chopping and changing of them for near
forty years: some of them dying, some getting their wishes, and
retiring to their provinces to enjoy their plunder; some disgraced, and
going home to pine away out of the light of the sun;[**] new ones
perpetually arriving,—pushing, squeezing, for their place, in the
crowded Galerie des Glaces. A quarter of a million of noble
countenances, at the very least, must those glasses have reflected.
Rouge, diamonds, ribbons, patches, upon the faces of smiling ladies:
towering periwigs, sleek shaven crowns, tufted moustaches, scars, and
grizzled whiskers, worn by ministers, priests, dandies, and grim old
commanders.—So many faces, O ye gods! and every one of them lies! So
many tongues, vowing devotion and respectful love to the great king in
his six-inch wig; and only poor La Vallière’s amongst them all which
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