The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
“You are to do all that I ask, whatsoever it may be, or you forfeit the
bond which I gave you?”
“It is true.”
“You declare this before the present company?”
“Upon my honor, as a gentleman,” said Diabolus, bowing, and laying his
hand upon his waistcoat.
A whisper of applause ran round the room: all were charmed with the
bland manners of the fascinating stranger.
“My love,” continued Gambouge, mildly addressing his lady, “will you be
so polite as to step this way? You know I must go soon, and I am
anxious, before this noble company, to make a provision for one who, in
sickness as in health, in poverty as in riches, has been my truest and
fondest companion.”
Gambouge mopped his eyes with his handkerchief—all the company did
likewise. Diabolus sobbed audibly, and Mrs. Gambouge sidled up to her
husband’s side, and took him tenderly by the hand. “Simon!” said she,
“is it true? and do you really love your Griskinissa?”
Simon continued solemnly: “Come hither, Diabolus; you are bound to obey
me in all things for the six months during which our contract has to
run; take, then, Griskinissa Gambouge, live alone with her for half a
year, never leave her from morning till night, obey all her caprices,
follow all her whims, and listen to all the abuse which falls from her
infernal tongue. Do this, and I ask no more of you; I will deliver
myself up at the appointed time.”
Not Lord G—-, when flogged by lord B—-, in the House,—not Mr.
Cartlitch, of Astley’s Amphitheatre, in his most pathetic passages,
could look more crestfallen, and howl more hideously, than Diabolus did
now. “Take another year, Gambouge,” screamed he; “two more—ten more—a
century; roast me on Lawrence’s gridiron, boil me in holy water, but
don’t ask that: don’t, don’t bid me live with Mrs. Gambouge!”
Simon smiled sternly. “I have said it,” he cried; “do this, or our
contract is at an end.”
The Devil, at this, grinned so horribly that every drop of beer in the
house turned sour: he gnashed his teeth so frightfully that every
person in the company wellnigh fainted with the cholic. He slapped down
the great parchment upon the floor, trampled upon it madly, and lashed
it with his hoofs and his tail: at last, spreading out a mighty pair of
wings as wide as from here to Regent Street, he slapped Gambouge with
his tail over one eye, and vanished, abruptly, through the keyhole.
Gambouge screamed with pain and started up. “You drunken, lazy
scoundrel!” cried a shrill and well-known voice, “you have been asleep
these two hours:” and here he received another terrific box on the ear.
It was too true, he had fallen asleep at his work; and the beautiful
vision had been dispelled by the thumps of the tipsy Griskinissa.
Nothing remained to corroborate his story, except the bladder of lake,
and this was spirted all over his waistcoat and breeches.
“I wish,” said the poor fellow, rubbing his tingling cheeks, “that
dreams were true;” and he went to work again at his portrait.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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