The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. TitmarshThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Paris (France) -- Description and travel
“Besides dissipation and gallantry, our friend had one other vast and
absorbing occupation—politics, namely; in which he was as turbulent and
enthusiastic as in pleasure. La Patrie was his idol, his heaven, his
nightmare; by day he spouted, by night he dreamed, of his country. I
have spoken to you of his coiffure à la Sylla; need I mention his pipe,
his meerschaum pipe, of which General Foy’s head was the bowl; his
handkerchief with the Charte printed thereon; and his celebrated
tricolor braces, which kept the rallying sign of his country ever close
to his heart? Besides these outward and visible signs of sedition, he
had inward and secret plans of revolution: he belonged to clubs,
frequented associations, read the Constitutionnel (Liberals, in those
days, swore by the Constitutionnel), harangued peers and deputies who
had deserved well of their country; and if death happened to fall on
such, and the Constitutionnel declared their merit, Harmodius was the
very first to attend their obsequies, or to set his shoulder to their
coffins.
“Such were his tastes and passions: his antipathies were not less
lively. He detested three things: a Jesuit, a gendarme, and a claqueur
at a theatre. At this period, missionaries were rife about Paris, and
endeavored to re-illume the zeal of the faithful by public preachings
in the churches. ‘Infâmes jesuites!’ would Harmodius exclaim, who, in
the excess of his toleration, tolerated nothing; and, at the head of a
band of philosophers like himself, would attend with scrupulous
exactitude the meetings of the reverend gentlemen. But, instead of a
contrite heart, Harmodius only brought the abomination of desolation
into their sanctuary. A perpetual fire of fulminating balls would bang
from under the feet of the faithful; odors of impure assafoetida would
mingle with the fumes of the incense; and wicked drinking choruses
would rise up along with the holy canticles, in hideous dissonance,
reminding one of the old orgies under the reign of the Abbot of
Unreason.
“His hatred of the gendarmes was equally ferocious: and as for the
claqueurs, woe be to them when Harmodius was in the pit! They knew him,
and trembled before him, like the earth before Alexander; and his
famous war-cry, ‘La Carte au chapeau!’ was so much dreaded, that the
‘entrepreneurs de succès dramatiques’ demanded twice as much to do the
Odeon Theatre (which we students and Harmodius frequented), as to
applaud at any other place of amusement: and, indeed, their double pay
was hardly gained; Harmodius taking care that they should earn the most
of it under the benches.”
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