The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
religion at all, and do not scoff at the few, for scoffing is the
minority’s weapon, and is passed always to the weaker side, whatever
that may be. Thus H. B. caricatures the Ministers: if by any accident
that body of men should be dismissed from their situations, and be
succeeded by H. B.’s friends, the Tories,--what must the poor artist do?
He must pine away and die, if he be not converted; he cannot always be
paying compliments; for caricature has a spice of Goethe’s Devil in it,
and is ‘der Geist, der stets verneint,’ the Spirit that is always
denying.
With one or two of the French writers and painters of caricatures, the
King tried the experiment of bribery; which succeeded occasionally in
buying off the enemy, and bringing him from the Republican to the Royal
camp; but when there, the deserter was never of any use. Figaro, when so
treated, grew fat and desponding, and lost all his sprightly _verve_;
and Nemesis became as gentle as a Quakeress. But these instances of
‘ratting’ were not many. Some few poets were bought over; but, among
men following the profession of the Press, a change of politics is an
infringement of the point of honour, and a man must _fight_ as well as
apostatise. A very curious table might be made, signalising the
difference of the moral standard between us and the French. Why is the
grossness and indelicacy, publicly permitted in England, unknown in
France, where private morality is certainly at a lower ebb? Why is the
point of private honour now more rigidly maintained among the French?
Why is it, as it should be, a moral disgrace for a Frenchman to go into
debt, and no disgrace for him to cheat his customer? Why is there more
honesty and less--more propriety and less?--and how are we to account
for the particular vices or virtues which belong to each nation in its
turn?
The above is the Reverend M. Macaire’s solitary exploit as a spiritual
swindler; as _Maître_ Macaire in the courts of law, as _avocat_,
_avoué_--in a humbler capacity even, as a prisoner at the bar, he
distinguishes himself greatly, as may be imagined. On one occasion we
find the learned gentleman humanely visiting an unfortunate _détenu_--no
other person, in fact, than his friend M. Bertrand, who has fallen into
some trouble, and is awaiting the sentence of the law. He begins--
‘Mon cher Bertrand, donne-moi cent écus, je te fais acquitter d’emblée.’
‘J’ai pas d’argent.’
‘Hé bien, donne-moi cent francs?’
‘Pas le sou.’
‘Tu n’as pas dix francs?’
‘Pas un liard.’
‘Alors donne moi tes bottes, je plaiderai la circonstance atténuante.’
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