The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
Dinner was served, and Poinsinet placed by the side of the
miracle-worker, who became very confidential with him, and promised
him--ay, before dinner was over--a remarkable instance of his power.
Nobody, on this occasion, ventured to cut a single joke against poor
Poinsinet; nor could he fancy that any trick was intended against him,
for the demeanour of the society towards him was perfectly grave and
respectful, and the conversation serious. On a sudden, however, somebody
exclaimed, ‘Where is Poinsinet? Did any one see him leave the room?’
All the company exclaimed how singular the disappearance was; and
Poinsinet himself, growing alarmed, turned round to his neighbour, and
was about to explain.
‘Hush!’ said the magician, in a whisper; ‘I told you that you should see
what I could do. _I have made you invisible_; be quiet, and you shall
see some more tricks that I shall play with these fellows.’
Poinsinet remained then silent, and listened to his neighbours, who
agreed, at last, that he was a quiet, orderly personage, and had left
the table early, being unwilling to drink too much. Presently they
ceased to talk about him, and resumed their conversation upon other
matters.
At first it was very quiet and grave, but the master of the house
brought back the talk to the subject of Poinsinet, and uttered all sorts
of abuse concerning him. He begged the gentleman, who had introduced
such a little scamp into his house, to bring him thither no more;
whereupon the other took up, warmly, Poinsinet’s defence; declared that
he was a man of the greatest merit, frequenting the best society, and
remarkable for his talents as well as his virtues.
‘Ah!’ said Poinsinet to the magician, quite charmed at what he heard,
‘however shall I thank you, my dear sir, for thus showing me who my true
friends are?’
The magician promised him still further favours in prospect; and told
him to look out now, for he was about to throw all the company into a
temporary fit of madness, which, no doubt, would be very amusing.
In consequence, all the company, who had heard every syllable of the
conversation, began to perform the most extraordinary antics, much to
the delight of Poinsinet. One asked a nonsensical question, and the
other delivered an answer not at all to the purpose. If a man asked for
a drink they poured him out a pepper-box or a napkin: they took a pinch
of snuff, and swore it was excellent wine: and vowed that the bread was
the most delicious mutton that ever was tasted. The little man was
delighted.
‘Ah!’ said he, ‘these fellows are prettily punished for their rascally
backbiting of me!’
‘Gentlemen,’ said the host, ‘I shall now give you some celebrated
champagne,’ and he poured out to each a glass of water.
‘Good heavens!’ said one, spitting it out, with the most horrible
grimace, ‘where did you get this detestable claret?’
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