The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
The poor wretch was sadly cast down at this; for he tried to fancy that
his person was agreeable to the ladies, of whom he was one of the
warmest little admirers possible; and to console him somewhat, the
magician told him that his real shape was exquisitely beautiful, and as
soon as he should appear in it, all the beauties in Paris would be at
his feet. But how to regain it? ‘Oh, for one minute of that beauty!’
cried the little man; ‘what would he not give to appear under that
enchanting form!’ The magician here-upon waved his stick over his head,
pronounced some awful magical words, and twisted him round three times;
at the third twist, the men in company seemed struck with astonishment
and envy, the ladies clasped their hands, and some of them kissed his.
Everybody declared his beauty to be supernatural.
Poinsinet, enchanted, rushed to a glass. ‘Fool!’ said the magician; ‘do
you suppose that _you_ can see the change? My power to render you
invisible, beautiful, or ten times more hideous even than you are,
extends only to others, not to you. You may look a thousand times in the
glass, and you will only see those deformed limbs and disgusting
features with which devilish malice has disguised you.’ Poor little
Poinsinet looked, and came back in tears. ‘But,’ resumed the
magician,--‘ha, ha, ha!--_I_ know _a_ way in which to disappoint the
machinations of these fiendish magi.’
‘Oh, my benefactor!--my great master!--for heaven’s sake tell it!’
gasped Poinsinet.
‘Look you--it is this. A prey to enchantment and demoniac art all your
life long, you have lived until your present age perfectly satisfied;
nay, absolutely vain of a person the most singularly hideous that ever
walked the earth!’
‘_Is_ it?’ whispered Poinsinet. ‘Indeed, and indeed, I didn’t think it
so bad!’
‘He acknowledges it! he acknowledges it!’ roared the magician. ‘Wretch,
dotard, owl, mole, miserable buzzard! I have no reason to tell thee now
that thy form is monstrous, that children cry, that cowards turn pale,
that teeming matrons shudder to behold it. It is not thy fault that thou
art thus ungainly: but wherefore so blind? wherefore so conceited of
thyself? I tell thee, Poinsinet, that over every fresh instance of thy
vanity the hostile enchanters rejoice and triumph. As long as thou art
blindly satisfied with thyself; as long as thou pretendest, in thy
present odious shape, to win the love of aught above a negress; nay,
further still, until thou hast learned to regard that face, as others
do, with the most intolerable horror and disgust, to abuse it when thou
seest it, to despise it, in short, and treat that miserable disguise in
which the enchanters have wrapped thee with the strongest hatred and
scorn, so long art thou destined to wear it.’
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