The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
And with this pious wish the holy confessor tumbled under the table in
an agony of devout drunkenness; whilst the knights, the men-at-arms, and
the wicked little pages rang out the last verse with a most melodious
and emphatic glee. ‘I am sorry, fair uncle,’ hiccupped Sir Randal,
‘that, in the matter of the ave, we could not oblige thee in a more
orthodox manner; but the holy father has failed, and there is not
another man in the hall who hath an idea of a prayer.’
‘It is my own fault,’ said Sir Rollo; ‘for I hanged the last confessor.’
And he wished his nephew a surly good-night, as he prepared to quit the
room.
‘Au revoir, gentlemen,’ said the devil Mercurius; and once more fixed
his tail round the neck of his disappointed companion.
* * * * *
The spirit of poor Rollo was sadly cast down; the devil, on the
contrary, was in high good-humour. He wagged his tail with the most
satisfied air in the world, and cut a hundred jokes at the expense of
his poor associate. On they sped, cleaving swiftly through the cold
night winds, frightening the birds that were roosting in the woods, and
the owls who were watching in the towers.
In the twinkling of an eye, as it is known, devils can fly hundreds of
miles: so that almost the same beat of the clock which left these two in
Champagne, found them hovering over Paris. They dropped into the court
of the Lazarist Convent, and winded their way, through passage and
cloister, until they reached the door of the prior’s cell.
Now the prior, Rollo’s brother, was a wicked and malignant sorcerer; his
time was spent in conjuring devils and doing wicked deeds, instead of
fasting, scourging, and singing holy psalms: this Mercurius knew; and
he, therefore, was fully at ease as to the final result of his wager
with poor Sir Roger.
‘You seem to be well acquainted with the road,’ said the knight.
‘I have reason,’ answered Mercurius, ‘having, for a long period, had the
acquaintance of his reverence, your brother; but you have little chance
with him.’
‘And why?’ said Sir Rollo.
‘He is under a bond to my master never to say a prayer, or else his soul
and his body are forfeited at once.’
‘Why, thou false and traitorous devil!’ said the enraged knight; ‘and
thou knewest this when we made our wager?’
‘Undoubtedly: do you suppose I would have done so had there been any
chance of losing?’
And with this they arrived at Father Ignatius’s door.
‘Thy cursed presence threw a spell on my niece, and stopped the tongue
of my nephew’s chaplain; I do believe that had I seen either of them
alone, my wager had been won.’
‘Certainly; therefore I took good care to go with thee; however, thou
mayest see the prior alone, if thou wilt; and lo! his door is open. I
will stand without for five minutes, when it will be time to commence
our journey.’
It was the poor baron’s last chance; and he entered his brother’s room
more for the five minutes’ respite than from any hope of success.
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