The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
‘Rey,’ says the judge, ‘could not have committed the murder, _because he
had no money in his pocket, to fly, in case of failure_.’ And what is
the precise sum that his lordship thinks necessary for a gentleman to
have, before he makes such an attempt? Are the men who murder for money
usually in possession of a certain independence before they begin? How
much money was Rey,--a servant, who loved wine and women, had been
stopping at a score of inns on the road, and had, probably, an annual
income of four hundred francs,--how much money was Rey likely to have?
_‘Your servant had to assassinate two persons._’ This I have mentioned
before. Why had he to assassinate two persons,[11] when one was enough?
If he had killed Peytel, could he not have seized and gagged his wife
immediately?
_‘Your domestic ran straight forward, instead of taking to the woods, by
the side of the road: this is very unlikely._’ How does his worship
know? Can any judge, however enlightened, tell the exact road that a man
will take, who has just missed a _coup_ of murder, and is pursued by a
man who is firing pistols at him? And has a judge a right to instruct a
jury in this way, as to what they shall, or shall not, believe?
‘You have to run after an active man, who has the start of you; to jump
out of a carriage; to take your pistols; and _then_, your hammer. _This
is impossible._’ By heavens! does it not make a man’s blood boil, to
read such blundering, blood-seeking sophistry? This man, when it suits
him, shows that Rey would be slow in his motions; and, when it suits
him, declares that Rey ought to be quick; declares, _ex cathedrâ_, what
pace Rey should go, and what direction he should take; shows, in a
breath, that he must have run faster than Peytel; and then, that he
could not run fast, because the cloak clogged him; settles how he is to
be dressed when he commits a murder, and what money he is to have in his
pocket; gives these impossible suppositions to the jury, and tells them
that the previous statements are impossible; and, finally, informs them
of the precise manner in which Rey must have stood holding his
horse-cloth in one hand, his whip and pistol in the other, when he made
the supposed attempt at murder. Now, what is the size of a horse-cloth?
Is it as big as a pocket-handkerchief? Is there no possibility that it
might hang over one shoulder: that the whip should be held under that
very arm? Did you never see a carter so carry it, his hands in his
pockets all the while? Is it monstrous, abhorrent to nature, that a man
should fire a pistol from under a cloak on a rainy day?--that he should,
after firing the shot, be frightened, and run; run straight before him,
with the cloak on his shoulders, and the weapon in his hand? Peytel’s
story is possible, and very possible; it is almost probable. Allow that
Rey had the cloth on, and you allow that he must have been clogged in
his motions; that Peytel may have come up with him--felled him with a
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