The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
It is a dangerous spot that 0 0, or double zero; but to Simon it was
more lucky than to the rest of the world. The ball went spinning
round--in ‘its predestined circle rolled,’ as Shelley has it, after
Goethe--and plumped down at last in the double zero. One hundred and
thirty-five gold napoleons (louis they were then) were counted out to
the delighted painter. ‘Oh, Diabolus!’ cried he, ‘now it is that I begin
to believe in thee! Don’t talk about merit,’ he cried; ‘talk about
fortune. Tell me not about heroes for the future--tell me of _zeroes_.’
And down went twenty napoleons more upon the 0.
The Devil was certainly in the ball: round it twirled, and dropped into
zero as naturally as a duck pops its head into a pond. Our friend
received five hundred pounds for his stake; and the croupiers and
lookers-on began to stare at him.
There were twelve thousand pounds on the table. Suffice it to say, that
Simon won half, and retired from the Palais Royal with a thick bundle of
bank-notes crammed into his dirty three-cornered hat. He had been but
half an hour in the place, and he had won the revenues of a prince for
half a year!
Gambouge, as soon as he felt that he was a capitalist, and that he had a
stake in the country, discovered that he was an altered man. He repented
of his foul deed, and his base purloining of the restaurateur’s plate.
‘O honesty!’ he cried, ‘how unworthy is an action like this of a man who
has a property like mine!’ So he went back to the pawnbroker with the
gloomiest face imaginable. ‘My friend,’ said he, ‘I have sinned against
all that I hold most sacred: I have forgotten my family and my religion.
Here is thy money. In the name of Heaven, restore me the plate which I
have wrongfully sold thee!’
But the pawnbroker grinned, and said, ‘Nay, Mr. Gambouge, I will sell
that plate for a thousand francs to you, or I never will sell it at
all.’
‘Well,’ cried Gambouge, ‘thou art an inexorable ruffian, Trois-boules;
but I will give thee all I am worth.’ And here he produced a billet of
five hundred francs. ‘Look,’ said he, ‘this money is all I own; it is
the payment of two years’ lodging. To raise it, I have toiled for many
months; and, failing, I have been a criminal. O Heaven! I _stole_ that
plate that I might pay my debt, and keep my dear wife from wandering
houseless. But I cannot bear this load of ignominy--I cannot suffer the
thought of this crime. I will go to the person to whom I did wrong. I
will starve, I will confess; but I will, I _will_ do right!’
The broker was alarmed. ‘Give me thy note,’ he cried; ‘here is the
plate.’
‘Give me an acquittal first,’ cried Simon, almost broken-hearted; ‘sign
me a paper, and the money is yours.’ So Trois-boules wrote according to
Gambouge’s dictation: ‘Received, for thirteen ounces of plate, twenty
pounds.’
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