The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
The confessor agreed with him, and they walked out of church comfortably
together, and entered afterwards a _café_, where they sat down to
refresh themselves after the fatigues of their devotion.
A respectable old gentleman, with a number of orders at his button-hole,
presently entered the room, and sauntered up to the marble table, before
which reposed Simon and his clerical friend. ‘Excuse me, gentlemen,’ he
said, as he took a place opposite them, and began reading the papers of
the day.
‘Bah!’ said he, at last,--‘sont-ils grands ces journaux Anglais? Look,
sir,’ he said, handing over an immense sheet of the _Times_ to Mr.
Gambouge, ‘was ever anything so monstrous?’
Gambouge smiled politely, and examined the proffered page. ‘It is
enormous,’ he said; ‘but I do not read English.’
‘Nay,’ said the man with the orders, ‘look closer at it, Signor
Gambouge; it is astonishing how easy the language is.’
Wondering, Simon took the sheet of paper. He turned pale as he looked at
it, and began to curse the ices and the waiter. ‘Come, M. l’Abbé he
said; ‘the heat and glare of this place are intolerable.’
* * * * *
The stranger rose with them. ‘Au plaisir de vous revoir, mon cher
monsieur,’ said he; ‘I do not mind speaking before the Abbé here, who
will be my very good friend one of these days; but I thought it
necessary to refresh your memory, concerning our little business
transaction six years since; and could not exactly talk of it _at
church_, as you may fancy.’
Simon Gambouge had seen, in the double-sheeted _Times_, the paper signed
by himself, which the little Devil had pulled out of his fob.
* * * * *
There was no doubt on the subject; and Simon, who had but a year to
live, grew more pious, and more careful than ever. He had consultations
with all the doctors of the Sorbonne and all the lawyers of the Palais.
But his magnificence grew as wearisome to him as his poverty had been
before; and not one of the doctors whom he consulted could give him a
pennyworth of consolation.
Then he grew outrageous in his demands upon the Devil, and put him to
all sorts of absurd and ridiculous tasks; but they were all punctually
performed, until Simon could invent no new ones, and the Devil sat all
day with his hands in his pockets doing nothing.
One day Simon’s confessor came bounding into the room with the greatest
glee. ‘My friend,’ said he, ‘I have it! Eureka!--I have found it. Send
the Pope a hundred thousand crowns, build a new Jesuit College at Rome,
give a hundred gold candlesticks to St. Peter’s; and tell his Holiness
you will double all, if he will give you absolution!’
Gambouge caught at the notion, and hurried off a courier to Rome,
_ventre à terre_. His Holiness agreed to the request of the petition,
and sent him an absolution, written out with his own fist, and all in
due form.
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