The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
‘Besides dissipation and gallantry, our friend had one other vast
and absorbing occupation--politics, namely, in which he was as
turbulent and enthusiastic as in pleasure. _La Patrie_ was his
idol, his heaven, his nightmare; by day he spouted, by night he
dreamed, of his country. I have spoken to you of his coiffure à la
Sylla; need I mention his pipe, his meerschaum pipe, of which
General Foy’s head was the bowl; his handkerchief with the Charte
printed thereon; and his celebrated tricolour braces, which kept
the rallying sign of his country ever close to his heart? Besides
these outward and visible signs of sedition, he had inward and
secret plans of revolution: he belonged to clubs, frequented
associations, read the _Constitutionnel_ (Liberals, in those days,
swore by the _Constitutionnel_), harangued peers and deputies who
had deserved well of their country; and if death happened to fall
on such, and the _Constitutionnel_ declared their merit, Harmodius
was the very first to attend their obsequies, or to set his
shoulder to their coffins.
‘Such were his tastes and passions: his antipathies were not less
lively. He detested three things: a Jesuit, a gendarme, and a
claqueur at a theatre. At this period, missionaries were rife about
Paris, and endeavoured to re-illume the zeal of the faithful by
public preachings in the churches. “Infâmes jésuites!” would
Harmodius exclaim, who, in the excess of his toleration, tolerated
nothing; and, at the head of a band of philosophers like himself,
would attend with scrupulous exactitude the meetings of the
reverend gentlemen. But, instead of a contrite heart, Harmodius
only brought the abomination of desolation into their sanctuary. A
perpetual fire of fulminating balls would bang from under the feet
of the faithful; odours of impure asafœtida would mingle with
the fumes of the incense; and wicked drinking choruses would rise
up along with the holy canticles, in hideous dissonance, reminding
one of the old orgies under the reign of the Abbot of Unreason.
‘His hatred of the gendarmes was equally ferocious: and as for the
claqueurs, woe be to them when Harmodius was in the pit! They knew
him, and trembled before him, like the earth before Alexander; and
his famous war-cry, “La Carte au chapeau!” was so much dreaded,
that the “entrepreneurs de succès dramatiques” demanded twice as
much to _do_ the Odéon Theatre (which we students and Harmodius
frequented) as to applaud at any other place of amusement: and,
indeed, their double pay was hardly gained; Harmodius taking care
that they should earn the most of it under the benches.’
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