The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch BookThackeray, William Makepeace
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The Paris Sketch Book of Mr. M. A. Titmarsh; and the Irish Sketch Book
Thackeray, William Makepeace
Ireland -- Description and travel; Paris (France) -- Description and travel
‘In fact, a great change, and such an one as many people would call a
change for the better, had taken place in my friend: he had grown fat,
and announced a decided disposition to become what French people call a
_bel homme_: that is, a very fat one. His complexion, bronzed before,
was now clear white and red: there were no more political allusions in
his hair, which was, on the contrary, neatly frizzed, and brushed over
the forehead, shell-shape. This headdress, joined to a thin pair of
whiskers, cut crescent-wise from the ear to the nose, gave my friend a
regular bourgeois physiognomy, wax-doll-like: he looked a great deal too
well; and, added to this, the solemnity of his prefectoral costume gave
his whole appearance a pompous, well-fed look, that by no means pleased.
‘“I surprise you,” said I, “in the midst of your splendour: do you know
that this costume and yonder attendants have a look excessively awful
and splendid? You entered your palace just now with the air of a pasha.”
‘“You see me in uniform in honour of Monseigneur the Bishop, who has
just made his diocesan visit, and whom I have just conducted to the
limit of the arrondissement.”
‘“What!” said I, “you have gendarmes for guards, and dance attendance on
bishops? There are no more janissaries and Jesuits, I suppose?” The
sub-prefect smiled.
‘“I assure you that my gendarmes are very worthy fellows; and that among
the gentlemen who compose our clergy there are some of the very best
rank and talent: besides, my wife is niece to one of the
vicars-general.”
‘“What have you done with that great Tasso beard that poor Armandine
used to love so?”
‘“My wife does not like a beard; and you know that what is permitted to
a student is not very becoming to a magistrate.”
‘I began to laugh. “Harmodius and a magistrate?--how shall I ever couple
the two words together? But tell me, in your correspondences, your
audiences, your sittings with village mayors and petty councils, how do
you manage to remain awake?”
‘“In the commencement,” said Harmodius gravely, “it _was_ very
difficult; and, in order to keep my eyes open, I used to stick pins into
my legs: now, however, I am used to it; and I’m sure I don’t take more
than fifty pinches of snuff at a sitting.”
‘“Ah! _à propos_ of snuff: you are near Spain here, and were always a
famous smoker. Give me a cigar,--it will take away the musty odour of
these piles of papers.”
‘“Impossible, my dear; I don’t smoke; my wife cannot bear a cigar.”
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