Clergy -- Fiction; English fiction; Lincolnshire (England) -- Fiction
"Well, but we can't help it, Mrs Slee."
"No," she retorted; "but half of them don't deserve it."
"If we waited to be charitable till only those who deserved it came,
Mrs Slee, you need not make so much soup, and shins of beef would not
be so scarce."
"You're raight theer, sir," said Mrs Slee, speaking a little less
vinegary to the man whom, in spite of her short, snappish ways, she
almost worshipped, and would do anything to serve. In fact, Mrs Slee
had, since her instalment as housekeeper to the vicar, grown less
angular and pasty of face, even approaching to her old comeliness. Not
from idleness, though, for the neat maidservant, who was her assistant,
had almost a sinecure for place, Mrs Slee insisting on making bread,
cooking, "rembling" and "siding," as she termed it; in short, she
monopolised nearly the whole of the work, and the place was a model of
neatness and perfection.
"One's obliged to do the best one can, Mrs Slee, and be content to
leave the working and result to wiser hands."
"Oh yes, sir, that's raight enew; but it makes me mad for all them big
owry fellows to be idle 'bout a quarrel, and their missusses looking all
poor creatures, and their bairns as wankle as wankle for want o' better
food, when there ought to be bacon and pig cheer and ony mander o' thing
they want. It's time some on 'em give ower, instead o' leaving their
wives scratting about to keep body and soul together."
"I keep hoping matters will mend," said the vicar.
"Here's some un else to wherrit you," said Mrs Slee, hearing the gate
bang. "Why, I never saw such a sight in my life. It's Joe Banks."
The vicar was surprised, and rose as Joe Banks, looking years older, was
shown in by Mrs Slee, who counteracted her longing to know his business
by hurriedly going out, making her way into the kitchen, and attacking a
pancheon of dough, which had been put to the fire to rise, and was now
ready to pour over the side like a dough eruption, and run down and
solidify as bread.
This was, however, by the help of flour, soon reduced to normal
proportions, banged into tins, and thrust into the oven, Mrs Slee
performing each part of her task as if she were very angry with the
compound, and desirous of punishing it for being so good. But it was a
way she had, induced by the behaviour of her master, Simeon Slee.
Meanwhile, Joe Banks, in spite of the friendly welcome he had received,
refused to sit down, but stood leaning on the stick he carried.
"Nay, parson, nay," he said, "I haven't come to stop. I just thowt I'd
act like a man now, and say I arks your pardon, sir, hearty like, and
wi' all my heart."
"My pardon, for what, Banks?"
"For acting like a fond, foolish owd father the other day, and giving ye
the rough side of my tongue, when you came to gi' me good advice."
"Oh, don't talk about that, man, pray."
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