England -- Social life and customs -- 18th century -- Fiction; Health resorts -- Fiction
Mr. Anthony Clare stayed behind to help our hero home to bed. His effort
to achieve sobriety had completely exhausted such faculties as remained
after so many quarts of Burgundy, and he babbled to his companion
foolish threats and impotent defiance in such an incoherent voice that I
doubt his enemy, had he been present, would scarcely have been able to
discover common sense in any one of his remarks. Charles woke up in the
morning full of bile, dressed himself in a splenetick fury and ate a
breakfast, conspicuous for its peppery flavours, with petulance and
aversion. Then he crammed his gold-laced Kevenhuller hat on his head and
went out to interview Mr. Horace Ripple.
In crossing the courtyard of the inn he passed Mr. Chalkley, and for a
moment debated seriously the wisdom of challenging him out of hand. This
he was the more inclined to do because he fancied the gallant Ensign was
regarding him with some disfavour. However, the latter gave him a 'good
morning,' and excused his want of geniality on the score of a liver
teased out of endurance by hard and violent exercise.
So Charles forgave him his supposed breach of good manners and decided
to hear from Tony a full account of the evening's events.
Clare presently overtook him under the archway, and, on being informed
of our hero's destination, tried to dissuade him from the projected
visit to the Beau.
"Z----ds! I tell you that blackguard shall be turned out of the Wells
with ignominy." So much Charles vowed.
"But 'tis no business of yours, Charles," argued his friend.
"No business of mine? Eh! is that so? Then, by heaven! I'll make it my
business."
"Ripple does not believe in settling disputes of this nature by the
personal encounter."
"Then, by heaven!" said Charles, "that being the case there is the
greater necessity for expelling him from the company of gentlemen."
"That is all very well," expostulated Clare, "but you are neither the
young woman's brother nor, as I believe, her lover. What right have you
to interfere?"
"I tell you, Tony," said Charles, "that Ripple has already pondered the
advisableness of interfering with Mr. Francis Amor-Vernon and, indeed,
begged me to disclose his pseudonym, but I would not."
"You owed him money, in fact?" said Clare, gently tapping the kerb of
the pavement with his cane.
"Yes, I owed the dog money."
"And now he is paid?"
"Thanks to your generosity he is paid."
"Charles," said Mr. Clare, laying his hand affectionately on that
indignant gentleman's right shoulder, "oblige me, who was able and glad
to oblige you, by not proceeding further in this affair."
"'Tis monstrous ill-bred in you to remind me of an obligation under
which I laid myself with the most profound disinclination." Charles was
growing angry.
"Nay, you know that is not my meaning, but, consider Charles, this
confounded, pasquinading pamphlet book has placed you in such an ill
light that the world will be very loth to believe any good of you."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Elsewhere in the archive
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account